Okay, so here's the setup. My girlfriend and I are watching The Chinese Connection, at the part where Bruce Lee is fighting the guy in the kitchen. Bruce tears the guy's shirt, revealing his nipple, whereupon the camera zooms in, the dramatic music kicks in, and we can see that it is brown. Bruce Lee gasps "You are Japanese?" and then proceeds to kill him.
Okay guys, wtf just happened? As a white guy, I have pink nipples. Do Chinese have pink nipples and Japanese have brown nipples? Is there some secret racial nipple color-coding that you fellows aren't letting us whiteys in on? Whats up?