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Thread: ASIANS: What color are your nipples?

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    ASIANS: What color are your nipples?

    Okay, so here's the setup. My girlfriend and I are watching The Chinese Connection, at the part where Bruce Lee is fighting the guy in the kitchen. Bruce tears the guy's shirt, revealing his nipple, whereupon the camera zooms in, the dramatic music kicks in, and we can see that it is brown. Bruce Lee gasps "You are Japanese?" and then proceeds to kill him.


    Okay guys, wtf just happened? As a white guy, I have pink nipples. Do Chinese have pink nipples and Japanese have brown nipples? Is there some secret racial nipple color-coding that you fellows aren't letting us whiteys in on? Whats up?

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    haha this is the most random topic ive seen so far.. but it does have me wondering lol

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    I'm half-Japanese, half-white, but I have pink nipples. They might be darkish pink, but they're definitely pink.

    This probably didn't help you much.

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    as an expert on asians i can tell you that all asians have nipples. that is the result of decades of research.

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    What the fuck?

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    You know this gives you the perfect excuse to watch asian porn right?!? Tell your girlfriend your studying

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    Quote Originally Posted by the GAMEGOBLIN
    You know this gives you the perfect excuse to watch asian porn right?!? Tell your girlfriend your studying
    I do that all the time...I mean, errr.

    Still that is a pretty random question, I lol'd!

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    I demand an animated gif of this. Or at least get it youtubed.

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    EPIC THREAD! pics or nothing's true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheir
    I demand an animated gif of this. Or at least get it youtubed.
    GIF of what? Asian nipples? I would do it but, you know, I'm not weird.

    (Edited fur mah spellings)

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    Quote Originally Posted by the GAMEGOBLIN
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheir
    I demand an animated gif of this. Or at least get it youtubed.
    GIF of what? Asian nipples? I would do it but, you know, I'm not wierd.
    The Bruce Lee thing.

    And "weird" is weird because the e is before the i. Sheesh.

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    Follow me into my porn cave where we will debate upon this further.

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    I agree with Sheir, this sounds like it could make a fun .gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mxyzptlk
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    What the fuck?

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    I sit across the cube from a Laotian guy, he claims his nipples are brown. He wont let me take a pic tho...

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    Best thread Ive read in a while.
    But yeah made me wondering too.

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    It's threads like this that make the forums worth reading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeonSK
    I sit across the cube from a Laotian guy, he claims his nipples are brown. He wont let me take a pic tho...
    I'm white and my nipples aren't really pink

    Maybe not pale enough?

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    I haven't seen a thread this epic since... well shit I haven't seen any threads in nigh a year. Still, quite epic. And confounding. And yet, so very, very easily answered. I mean, one trip to any asian porn site and that's it right?

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