I didn't make this joke, I got it from my friend that got from his cousin. Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: I don't know any pizzas that scream when you put them in the oven!
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02-08-2013, 10:17 AM #781[Level 1: Fresh Meat]
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02-12-2013, 10:00 AM #782[Level 10: Lobster Milkshake]
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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02-12-2013, 10:06 AM #783
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02-12-2013, 10:09 AM #784Pow! Right in the kisser!
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Amazing.
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02-12-2013, 10:14 AM #785
Yeah, the close-up really seals it.
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02-12-2013, 11:44 AM #786[Level 6: Robot]
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How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a cow who has had a abortion?
Decalfinated!
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the First Period.
How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
Blow up their van.
EDIT: I just actually looked at that pooh comic after noobspoon's comment. Jesus Christ that is beautiful Digastik.Last edited by PhilKenSebben; 02-12-2013 at 11:54 AM. Reason: lack of paying attention
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02-12-2013, 11:46 AM #787[Level 6: Robot]
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I bloody love those Pooh comics.
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02-12-2013, 12:24 PM #788[Level 6: Robot]
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What does a homless woman use for a vibrator?
Two flies in a bottle.
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02-12-2013, 05:04 PM #789Totally fine with skeezers
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nice
Originally Posted by PhilKenSebben
What's better than eating a dead baby?
Nothing.
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02-14-2013, 06:06 AM #790[Level 8: Skynet]
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Got a job crushing cans, it was SODA pressing.
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02-22-2013, 03:00 PM #791Is the hero this Forum deserves
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You know why philosophers make such terrible pimps?
They always put Descartes before the whores.
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02-22-2013, 03:03 PM #792Pow! Right in the kisser!
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I JUST MADE A DESCARTES REFERENCE LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO! Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead
Get outta ma head.
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02-22-2013, 03:07 PM #793Is the hero this Forum deserves
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Haha it's like I'm psychic! http://forum.destructoid.com/activity.php Originally Posted by PappaDukes
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