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    Amazing.

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    Yeah, the close-up really seals it.

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    How do you get holy water?
    Boil the hell out of it.

    What do you call a cow who has had a abortion?
    Decalfinated!

    What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
    A pedophile.

    What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
    Before the First Period.

    How do you kill 100 Mexicans?
    Blow up their van.

    EDIT: I just actually looked at that pooh comic after noobspoon's comment. Jesus Christ that is beautiful Digastik.
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    I bloody love those Pooh comics.

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    What does a homless woman use for a vibrator?

    Two flies in a bottle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilKenSebben View Post
    What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
    Before the First Period
    nice


    What's better than eating a dead baby?

    Nothing.

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    Got a job crushing cans, it was SODA pressing.

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    You know why philosophers make such terrible pimps?

    They always put Descartes before the whores.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    You know why philosophers make such terrible pimps?

    They always put Descartes before the whores.
    I JUST MADE A DESCARTES REFERENCE LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO!

    Get outta ma head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    I JUST MADE A DESCARTES REFERENCE LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO!

    Get outta ma head.
    Haha it's like I'm psychic! http://forum.destructoid.com/activity.php

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