Worst joke you know

[PinkRanger]

Two tomatoes crossed the road, when one of them got hit by a car, the other one said "Come on, Ketchup".

[Sir Legendhead]

You know what's worse than biting into a apple and finding a worm?

Taking a bite out of a hot dog and noticing it has veins.

[Sir Legendhead]

Little Johnny wakes up one night hearing strange noises from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door to his parents room and sees Mom, handcuffed to the bed's headboard, Dad ramming her from behind.

Johnny screams. Dad turns to looks at him, laughs and gives Mom a slap on the bum for good measure. Johnny runs away, still screaming.

Once Dad has finished Mom off, he uncuffs her. She immediately says, 'You better go tell Johnny everything is OK, the shit he just saw could scar him for life".

Dad rolls his eyes and begrudgingly agrees. Pulls on his robe and heads for Johnny's room only to find it's empty. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny railing her from behind.

Dad screams.

Johnny turns around, looks at him and says, "Yeah, not so funny when it's your mom huh?"

[Bec]

heh. heh heh. heheheheheheheheh

[digtastik]

Admiral Ackbar finished shooting his debut feature film and exclaimed "It's a wrap!"

[Friendly_Wookie]

Admiral Ackbar finished shooting his debut feature film and exclaimed "It's a wrap!"

Brilliant.

[kannaaashi]

Kingcobra 1: Dude! We are deadly, right?
KingCobra 2: hell yeah we are!
Kingcobra 1: Im nervous... i just bit my tongue.

[blehman]

Admiral Ackbar finished shooting his debut feature film and exclaimed "It's a wrap!"

[Vahnati]

Isn't that the point of the "Worst joke you know" thread? ..Bad jokes?

[UglyCasanova]

Q:What's the difference between a mexican and a picnic table?
A: The picnic table can support a family

Q: How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?
A: Turn the stool upside down

[PhilKenSebben]

Why do surfers hate breakfast at the beach?

Sandy Eggos!

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Little Johnny wakes up one night hearing strange noises from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door to his parents room and sees Mom, handcuffed to the bed's headboard, Dad ramming her from behind.

Johnny screams. Dad turns to looks at him, laughs and gives Mom a slap on the bum for good measure. Johnny runs away, still screaming.

Once Dad has finished Mom off, he uncuffs her. She immediately says, 'You better go tell Johnny everything is OK, the shit he just saw could scar him for life".

Dad rolls his eyes and begrudgingly agrees. Pulls on his robe and heads for Johnny's room only to find it's empty. He then heads for the TV room but when he passes the guest room, he notices the door is ajar, noises coming from inside. He opens the door to look in and sees Granny on her hands and knees, little Johnny railing her from behind.

Dad screams.

Johnny turns around, looks at him and says, "Yeah, not so funny when it's your mom huh?"

That shit actually made me laugh.

[smurfee_mcgee]

Sandy Eggos. Jesus Christ, that is bad.

Q:What's the difference between a mexican and a picnic table?
A: The picnic table can support a family

Now that's actually funny. Eh, Phil? EH? EEEHHHHH?

[UglyCasanova]

Q: Why was the rubber band pistol confiscated from algebra class?
A: Because it was a weapon of math disruption

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: Wipe his ass

[Josh Derocher]

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: Wipe his ass

That's hilarious.

[Panzadolphin56]

Q:What's the difference between a mexican and a picnic table?
A: The picnic table can support a family

I laughed pretty hard at that.

[Mix]

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderpants......

[PappaDukes]

Saw this one on my Twitter feed last night. I about died laughing:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Why the long face?" The horse unable to speak english, shits on the floor and leaves.

[bbrigg]

Saw this one on my Twitter feed last night. I about died laughing:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "Why the long face?" The horse unable to speak english, shits on the floor and leaves.

excellent

[Mix]

I made this up a couple months ago and it's actually gotten a few laughs despite how bad it is.

What is a black rappers favorite flavor of chips?
Salt an Vin-IGGAH!

[Sir Legendhead]

Heh, I got one.

You know why Tupac isn't allowed in the country club?
It's because he's dead. What, did you think it was because he's black or something?