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  1. #9041
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    The person above me once invented a machine that filled asses with KY jelly. He was so close to inventing another machine that added grape flavoring to the KY jelly before the machine inserted it into the anal cavity. Sadly, he was suddenly, and very ironically, hit by a bus full of porn stars on their way to an anal cavity filling convention.

  2. #9042
    The person above me is going to write my eulogy

  3. #9043
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    The person above me better get busy dying.

  4. #9044
    Arch649's Avatar
    745 posts since Jun 2009

    The person above me better do the killing.

  5. #9045
    The person above me is thor because it hurths.

  6. #9046
    The person Above me is an awesome Fapping Machine that likes lollipops and Monkey's and capitalizing things that don't need To be. Ahahahhahahha

  7. #9047
    The person above me bumped this thread but nobody cared.

  8. #9048
    Hah! True.

    The Person above me needs an avatar like The Irish needs Whisky.

  9. #9049
    Flamoctapus's Avatar
    1,954 posts since Sep 2011

    Is correct.

  10. #9050
    djnealb's Avatar
    5,949 posts since Aug 2009

    The person above me has an avatar with a flamingo that looks more like a pink turkey with worms.

  11. #9051
    Flamoctapus's Avatar
    1,954 posts since Sep 2011

    The person above me should make me a better version (ms paint required)

  12. #9052
    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,950 posts since Jul 2007

    The person above me thought it was a booger, but it wasnot.

  13. #9053
    Vahnati's Avatar
    2,504 posts since Dec 2006
    The person above me has a sneaky way of getting people to take their vitamins.

  14. #9054
    Flamoctapus's Avatar
    1,954 posts since Sep 2011

    The person above me wishes those were vitamins.

  15. #9055
    The person above me masturbates to pictures of shaved koala's.

  16. #9056
    BrowneyeWinkin's Avatar
    5,879 posts since Jul 2013

    The person above me might be dead.

  17. #9057
    smurfee_mcgee's Avatar
    1,212 posts since Nov 2006

    The person above me is mighty suspicious...

  18. #9058
    Its because he's black Smurfee.

    The person above me eats the souls of small children after sodomizing them in front of their parents, who he duct taped to a chair and stapled their eyes open.

  19. #9059
    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,950 posts since Jul 2007

    The person above me is kinky

  20. #9060
    JJMccallum's Avatar
    1,657 posts since Apr 2010

    The person above me was once the star of a little known satellite television show called "What's in my pants?" Contestants had to grope his crotch until they could figure out what was in his trousers.

    It was cancelled after 3 seasons due to an incident with an owl eating a contestant's nose.

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