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  1. #9041
    Pow! Right in the kisser!
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    The person above me once invented a machine that filled asses with KY jelly. He was so close to inventing another machine that added grape flavoring to the KY jelly before the machine inserted it into the anal cavity. Sadly, he was suddenly, and very ironically, hit by a bus full of porn stars on their way to an anal cavity filling convention.

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    The person above me is going to write my eulogy

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    Pow! Right in the kisser!
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    The person above me better get busy dying.

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    The person above me better do the killing.

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    The person above me is thor because it hurths.

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    The person Above me is an awesome Fapping Machine that likes lollipops and Monkey's and capitalizing things that don't need To be. Ahahahhahahha

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    The person above me bumped this thread but nobody cared.

  8. #9048
    THE MR.E BIRD
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    Hah! True.

    The Person above me needs an avatar like The Irish needs Whisky.

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    Is correct.

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    The person above me has an avatar with a flamingo that looks more like a pink turkey with worms.

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    The person above me should make me a better version (ms paint required)

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    Totally fine with skeezers
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    The person above me thought it was a booger, but it wasnot.

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    The person above me has a sneaky way of getting people to take their vitamins.

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    The person above me wishes those were vitamins.

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    The person above me masturbates to pictures of shaved koala's.

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    The person above me might be dead.

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    The person above me is mighty suspicious...

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    Its because he's black Smurfee.

    The person above me eats the souls of small children after sodomizing them in front of their parents, who he duct taped to a chair and stapled their eyes open.

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    Totally fine with skeezers
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    The person above me is kinky

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    Scotland's Response to Deadpool
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    The person above me was once the star of a little known satellite television show called "What's in my pants?" Contestants had to grope his crotch until they could figure out what was in his trousers.

    It was cancelled after 3 seasons due to an incident with an owl eating a contestant's nose.

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