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Thread: Why men like coke whores.

  1. #1

    Why men like coke whores.



    I rest my case.

  2. #2
    Not to rain on your parade but I don't think anyone was arguing to the contrary.

  3. #3

    138 posts since Jun 2007
    I don't think lindsay lohan is really a "coke whore", I imagine she has enough money to pay for her coke. Though she does like the coke, and is a whore...

  4. #4

    1,383 posts since Jul 2006
    I'd pork 'er.

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    django's Avatar
    795 posts since Aug 2006
    I would not fuck her with your dick,nothing special.bitches look like that everywhere there is a place called hegwisch and all the girls look like that.

  6. #6
    Banj's Avatar
    8,177 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by django
    I would not fuck her with your dick,nothing special.bitches look like that everywhere there is a place called hegwisch and all the girls look like that.

    Right, and they're all clamouring to dive into your shreddies yeah?

    :wink:

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    Quote Originally Posted by django
    I would not fuck her with your dick,nothing special.bitches look like that everywhere there is a place called hegwisch and all the girls look like that.

    Right, and they're all clamouring to dive into your shreddies yeah?

    :wink:
    Right now all I'm getting is that hot african flirtin.

    You remember my post about the one who I should have a baby with?

    Yea, we still parry everyday. I end up going on break having to pull out my shirt to hide my manhood.

    Fun stuff. (She teases me so damn hard, it's working... I lurve it)

    She has a boyfriend, but fuck that nigga, she should be mine, it's time for the white man to prevail!

    Wait, what?

    Honestly... We are both very attracted to each other and get along great, but the race this is just too big a hurdle, especially since she is in a committed relationship. What sucks is that we are pretty perfect for each other and will continue to flirt yet nothing will come of it. If I was a complete dick I could probably steal teh pooty but I won't do that. Instead I will try to make friends with her and her man, the family, all of it. Maybe sometime later it may be possible. Sex is easy, real connections are hard to come by. Yes I'm drunk and rambling... as always.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    You said the 'N' word...

    So did ur mom


    Context man, context.

  9. #9
    Banj's Avatar
    8,177 posts since Mar 2007

    You said the 'N' word...

  10. #10
    I could be an ass and point out the obvious, but I'll hold back.


    I'm a saint.

  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Detry
    Quote Originally Posted by Banj
    You said the 'N' word...

    So did ur mom


    Context man, context.
    Wait...

    YOU'RE Banj's mom?!!

  12. #12
    Banj's Avatar
    8,177 posts since Mar 2007

    ...I don't think so, he's not skanky enough

  13. #13
    That picture is disgusting. If you are going to talk about hot coke whores, there has to be better examples out there.
    They shouldn't be hard to find.

  14. #14

    1,758 posts since Dec 2006
    The downward spiral started after she made friends with Paris

  15. #15
    Why is race the biggest hurdle, especially if you get along really well?

    I would think that the boyfriend would be the biggest hurdle...I guess I don't know where you live but I dunno why race would matter, since you guys seem to like each other and get along.

  16. #16
    So wait, why do you guys like this coke whore? I still don't see it. Especially in this picture. She's looked better in others. Still, she's got the too-fake look going for her, and that just doesn't do it for me.

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    MooCow's Avatar
    1,001 posts since Jan 2007
    Quote Originally Posted by cskozmo
    I don't think lindsay lohan is really a "coke whore", I imagine she has enough money to pay for her coke. Though she does like the coke, and is a whore...
    I lawled at the post

  18. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter345
    So wait, why do you guys like this coke whore? I still don't see it. Especially in this picture. She's looked better in others. Still, she's got the too-fake look going for her, and that just doesn't do it for me.
    Agreed.

  19. #19

    1,383 posts since Jul 2006
    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter345
    So wait, why do you guys like this coke whore? I still don't see it. Especially in this picture. She's looked better in others. Still, she's got the too-fake look going for her, and that just doesn't do it for me.
    Probably because i've been single for a year and now anything looks good.

  20. #20

    276 posts since Mar 2007
    To be honest she was utterly hot in the bathing suit spread she did like a year ago or so. Now I would still bang her upside down but a brown paper bag with a hole and smiley face may be necesitated.

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