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    Story Time!

    I've wanted to try this for a long time, so here goes.

    This is a community story, created one sentence per post at a time. So, I post something like:

    Once upon a time there was a boy named Greg.
    Then the next person posts something, and we continue the story onwards. I'll start us off:

    Late one night, somewhere deep in the woods of Connecticut, a strange event occurred.

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    That event,was later do be known in history books at the "Connecticut Shenanigan," caught the world by storm that night

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    It all started when little Johnny decided to take a shortcut through the woods on his way home.

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    It was a route he normally took but this time there was a slight odor of change in the air, an odor which foreshadowed the infamous event.

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    Normally, the scent of a moose's fecal matter was normal in this particular region, but this was no ordinary moose shit.

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    Johnny followed the scent and came upon a clearing of dwarf aliens eating a feast of moose feces.

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    One of the aliens looked up at the boy with a semi-digested berry clinging to his nose.

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    "Hi," he said. "We're with The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. How would you like to take a moment to talk about our savior?"
    Last edited by bbrigg; 03-21-2013 at 01:01 PM.

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    Johnny through for a moment and the only excuse he could think of was that he just got out of the shower, to which the aliens rolled their large eyes.

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    With that Johnny began to pedal off into the night, but before he could go more than a few feet, a large blast rocketed him through the air!

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    "Well then, Johnny. If you don't want to talk about our savior. You will just have to meet him!", said the one alien in a very gay voice, not that this narrator judges.

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    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed a muscular voice from somewhere in the night.

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    It was Mike Haggar, leaping into the air towards Johnny to execute a Rescue Piledriver!

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    "Thanks mister Haggar!" Johnny shouted with glee, as the alien leader twitched on the ground near the two.

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    Johnny and Mike lock eyes for a long time. Time seems to stop around them. In this moment, they are the only two people on earth. They interlock fingers. Johnny licks his lips.

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    ...and slowly, smoothly draws his blade as he was taught by Jedi Master David Lee Roth. The unnatural glow of his eyes revealing his years of training under the Hand of Baphomet aka Nikki Sixx. He would avenge this insult to Lord Bowie...and he would do so with honor.

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    "We both know it would come to this." Mike lowers his head solemnly. "Tonight, we shall see if the student truly has surpassed the master." Mike Haggar drew Pj÷lnir, the ancient mythril pipe that had long ago chosen the proud warrior/politician as its wielder, from its unspeakable sheath. Destiny hung low in the air.

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    "I thought this story thread was supposed to be one sentence per post" said Johnny, momentarily breaking the fourth wall.

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    Mike rolled his eyes and stated with a sigh," Gotta keep the story going somehow. Now watch me dance."

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    At that Mike's legs began flailing, and all around him knew there was only one dance it could possibly be: Riverdance.
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