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    Howdy y'all.

    My name is Lawman. You may call me Lawman, or my real name, Adam, or Captain Crabcakes. Whatever floats your boat.

    You may recognize me from the Disqus comments, where I've made many laugh, cry and cringe with my inane banter. Before that I was a regular at the Outer Heaven chat, which no longer exists because God hates me and thinks up new and occasionally creative ways to make me sad. No offense to the atheists!

    A while ago a certain member implored me to join the forums. I finally decided that GameFAQs is a laughable waste of my time (took me long enough), so here I am.

    I like long walks on the beach, romantic candlelight dinners, and cheap beer. Oh yeah, Metal Gear Solid! I like that a lot.

    I don't really have much else to say. Hiya fellas!

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    Welcome to the Forums. Outer Heaven deserved the pasture it was put out in.

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    Just like the X-factor, I don't watch Disqus. And God knows what Outer Heaven did to deserve death.

    What do you like outside video gaming?

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    I too am a fan of cheap beer!

    Welcome aboard!

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    Welcome Lawman. It is a pleasure to meet you. Surely I have never met you before. How big is that sweet dick?

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    Also, I prefer expensive free beer.

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    Welcome to the forums mate,

    what is your favourite MGS game?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarvu View Post
    Just like the X-factor, I don't watch Disqus. And God knows what Outer Heaven did to deserve death.

    What do you like outside video gaming?
    Outer Heaven may have been a shit-hole but it was my shit-hole. Met a lot of great people there. It just needed some mods to keep rampant trolling and bigotry under control.

    Outside of games, in order from most to least, I enjoy eating, sleeping, compulsive masturbation, ear-deafening rock music, and action/horror/comedy movies.I used to like professional wrestling, but I gave up.on it a decade ago.

    Salutations PhilKenSebben, most distinguished gentleman of whom I have the pleasure of making your acquaintance on this fine day. The answer to your question is in how well the penis pump's been working. Right now it's rather smashing!

    To ConnorTheScout, the only right answer is Metal Gear Solid 1. The gameplay may be dated, but the story is the best. It's just the right kind of convoluted without being excessively stupid.

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    Rampant trolling and bigotry were the only good parts of Outer Heaven. IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by usedtabe View Post
    Rampant trolling and bigotry were the only good parts of Outer Heaven. IMO.
    Depending on which end of it you're on, sure. Don't forget the name Outer Heaven. It's a Snatcher reference! Snatcher is amazing.

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    Outer Heaven was great. I met a lot of awesome folks there.

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    You all so gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    You all so gay.
    So? Err, I mean no!

    Don't be jealous. There'll be plenty of penis butter sandwiches for all!

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    Welcome Sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edd Strid View Post
    Welcome Sir.
    *tips hat* excellent avatar pic. George Carlin is the fuckin' man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawman View Post
    There'll be plenty of penis butter sandwiches for all!
    HUZZAH!

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