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    dtoiddisco I am here to help!

    Hi Everybody!

    I am BruteForceGames (.com) and I'm here to help! You!

    Need fashion advice? I got it! Need a friend? I know a guy!

    There's nothing I can help you with that I can't help you with!

    Thanks for having me, and I'll see you all in the forums!



    Reach for the stars!
    Michael The Brute

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    I think I had a Trapper Keeper in elementary school that looked exactly like your avatar. Welcome!

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    We cannot be helped. Give up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarvu View Post
    We cannot be helped. Give up.
    Nothing a few straitjackets couldn't fix.

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    Or gayjackets.

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    Can you bedazzle my cock sleeves?








    If so, welcome!

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    Does my dick go with these socks? Welcome.

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    Last guy I knew that put .com in his name:


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    So, other than from your username, there is no indication that you like videogames at all (I'm not going to follow the link, just seems like some quick advertising). Do you even have any interests? If so, what are they?

    Eh, welcome to the forums, I guess.

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    Sentient websites!? Now I've seen everything.

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    I must say, I am both shocked and disappointed in your suspicions! Have you no good will towards your fellow man?! Sure, maybe I'm a "just" a website. Maybe I'm nothing more than a collection of bits held together by aging silicon. But are you so different with your atoms and your chromosome pairs? I think not!

    We are the same, you and I. We think the same thoughts. We dream the same dreams. Yes, including the ones about your mother.


    So let's put an end to the hatred. I say we cast our petty differences aside and look to the future!

    Your dear friend,
    Michael The Brute

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    It helps if you socialize outside of this thread. I recommend going to the Politics thread and telling those tards you don't care for political things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N7 View Post
    Last guy I knew that put .com in his name:

    We'd have voted him in too. Don't put it past us.

    Also new guy welcome to the forums. Even though you're probably a robot or something. We like robots here. S'all good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruteforcegames View Post
    I must say, I am both shocked and disappointed in your suspicions! Have you no good will towards your fellow man?! Sure, maybe I'm a "just" a website. Maybe I'm nothing more than a collection of bits held together by aging silicon. But are you so different with your atoms and your chromosome pairs? I think not!

    We are the same, you and I. We think the same thoughts. We dream the same dreams. Yes, including the ones about your mother.


    So let's put an end to the hatred. I say we cast our petty differences aside and look to the future!

    Your dear friend,
    Michael The Brute
    I SURRENDER! Please don't turn me into Kotaku!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    I SURRENDER! Please don't turn me into Kotaku!
    A heartless soul of a site where the editors seem like they're writing imaginary stories about video games?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarbonRevenge View Post
    A heartless soul of a site where the editors seem like they're writing imaginary stories about video games?
    *shudders*

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