The Bar: Part 3

[MrSadistic]

For St. Patrick's Day, it is my desire to get drunk and have a regrettable internet sexual encounter with someone on here.

[ArcticFox Esq.]

For St. Patrick's Day, it is my desire to get drunk and have a regrettable internet sexual encounter with someone on here.

OH MAN, MRSADISTIC SIGHTING

[Polite Gentleman]

Just came back from a graduation party

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Also, I danced akwaredly like a proud white man.

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Also asllo ​aIm drunk

[Polite Gentleman]

alsso also also3 : fgood evenging

[Revuhlooshun]

I bet you took someone else's drink while they weren't looking. How well did you tip your bartender? 5%? 10%? I know you got a mean side, it must come out while you're drunk. I'm on to you.

[Polite Gentleman]

I actually didnt have to tip anyone, 'cause oit was on the house.

I rtook my firlfriend drink while she wanst loking, but she was cool iwth it, since she didnt want to drink much

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also, you're the man, Rev!

[Revuhlooshun]

I love you too baby. You're my brother from another mother. 10/06, never forget.

[Polite Gentleman]

I love you too baby. You're my brother from another mother. 10/06, never forget.

Hell yeah! Nevah forget! <3

[Victor]

Just came back from a graduation party

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Also, I danced akwaredly like a proud white man.

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Also asllo ​aIm drunk

That explains the facebook post.

[Polite Gentleman]

That explains the facebook post.

Indeed it does. haha.

[JackShadow]

sup bar

[keisal]

I dropped my oven mitt in the bottom of my hot oven...how does this even happen?

[ZombiePlatypus]

You must have terribly small hands and a freakishly oversized mitt.

I only use oven mitts when I absolutely have to. If I'm making a frozen pizza in there or just using foil, not mitt. I burn my hands often enough, but get to refrain from unnecessarily opening a drawer to nab the mitt so it's a fair trade. If I'm using a cookie sheet or other device/tray, I relent and wear a mitt.

[usedtabe]

[Revuhlooshun]

lol, some nutter at my brother's college shot himself in the head. Cops went into the room and they found IEDs and an assault rifle. He has three roommates, and nobody can find them. I'm supposed to go up there this weekend for dinner at Disney World with relatives from out of state.

THIS WORLD.

[usedtabe]

Damn. That's pretty crazy.

[Revuhlooshun]

It's a college full of computer nerds. I'm a little surprised, but not that much. I'm just glad the dude shot himself without setting that shit off, as cold as that sounds.

[usedtabe]

Did your brother know him?

[Revuhlooshun]

I don't think that they've released a name yet. Apparently the dude was walking around with a handgun out, and then someone pulled the fire alarm when they saw him. Police showed up, and he had already shot himself.

[Victor]

Must be all the Brazilians. We're a bad influence.