The Bar: Part 3

[digtastik]

Everyone should just make chocococks. My wife and I may make another one tonight for v day fun.

[BadStar]

Yo yo I don't think so. MXY GIVE US PERMISSION TO HAVE A DICK-OFF PLEASE.

WE WILL OBSCURE THEM WITH MULTIPLE COLORS LIKE MSPAINT PORN.

Nobody gives a shit how big your dicks are. A true test of a man is how strong your dick is.

[Revuhlooshun]

Spoken like a man with a small dick.

[BadStar]

You're god damn right.

Really I just want to see Table and Jake try to lift heavy weights with their dicks.

[Revuhlooshun]

I don't wanna see that shit! Take that shit to myfreecams!

Jake's ol' gray-haired baldy ass butt. "Look guys, my pubes are all grown up. I just enrolled them in Pube College -- Pube University, as a matter of fact, otherwise known as 'PU.'"

Yeah PU is right, your crotch stanks. Squeeze some lemon on that shit.

[Victor]

I really like my chair. I just pull a lever and it goes down. If I pull it again and it goes up. It's a nice chair. I wonder how it works.

[Revuhlooshun]

Is this another one of those "What color is your soap?" trick questions that keeps me up all night?

I see no question marks, but I know that you implied one.

[Victor]

​We may never know

[BadStar]

C'mon guys, I want to talk about other people's dicks.

[Victor]

My dick is not like my chair. It doesn't have a lever. If it did, I'd be one step closer to becoming a gundam.

[Revuhlooshun]

My dick is 20 feet. Around.​

[ZombiePlatypus]

I really like Victor's dick. I just pull it and Victor goes down. If I pull it again and he goes up. It's a nice dick. I wonder how it works.

[Victor]

No, that's my chair. No dicks involved.

[Revuhlooshun]

Damn Victor, I didn't know you were so easy. How can I get me some of that? You want some chocolates? Perhaps a pair of American jeans? How about a chair?

[Victor]

YOU CAN'T BUY MY AFFECTIONS.

[Revuhlooshun]

Let me make music with your butt.

[Victor]

I would.

[ZombiePlatypus]

I went to this high school for two years, graduated in 2002.

One student, Abdi Sheikh, said he saw hundreds of students fighting in what appeared to be a racial incident.“A big riot,” he said. “It was all types of races.”
Sheikh said about 20 police rushed into the school shortly after.
Another student, Symone Glasker, said that an initial fight happened during the school’s first lunch period. By the time the third lunch period started, all the hype from the initial fight caused tensions to boil over.
She said the fights were over pride.
“I know it’s a pride thing between Muslims and black people,” she said. “They want their pride back for something. I don’t know.”
She also said “boys were hitting girls” and that some people were lying on the floor, with their hands over their heads, in surrender.

The fight, students say, was the result of long-simmering tensions between the 8 percent of students who are Somali Americans and the 20 percent who are African Americans.

Shit don't change.

[Revuhlooshun]

It must have been rough going to school as a Jew and being surrounded by Somali Muslims. What was prom like?

[ZombiePlatypus]

Ehh, who am I to kvetch?