You dislike math too.
To be fair, I like long walks anywhere within reason. Dicks gotta be massive though.
That I never tried, but Breaking Bad makes it look really nasty.
Makes it look like sugar candy shit. Like you get in plastic tubes.
Yo, what if it's a beach in Africa? You know, like the one from Vice's documentary on the cannibal warlords, where everyone goes down to the shore and takes a squat? Or will any beach really suffice for a long walk?
Our beaches are ok. I wouldn't go into the sea, though.
Why not? Does it have a lot of sperm in it?
Short beaches are lame. Long beaches are awesome.
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Maybe. But lots of sewage, probably. I don't trust that shit.
I just pissed for like 5 minutes straight on some Austin Powers shit.
No headache though, I can thank the years of genetics that have endured worse drinking habits.
I'm throwing it down after a discussion with Table on the Front page.
"Nicest Dick on the Forums"
<---- Right here.
Yo yo I don't think so. MXY GIVE US PERMISSION TO HAVE A DICK-OFF PLEASE.
WE WILL OBSCURE THEM WITH MULTIPLE COLORS LIKE MSPAINT PORN.
we could do a informational survey with Mesh shorts boners or something. Length, girth, circumcised etc.
BUT I DON'T WANT MY FURY RESTRAINED.
Guys, I got a real pretty dick. I want in on this. I'm girthy, got length, got the looks. Throwdown time.
Everyone should just make chocococks. My wife and I may make another one tonight for v day fun.