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Thread: The Bar: Part 3

  1. #621
    You dislike math too.

    To be fair, I like long walks anywhere within reason. Dicks gotta be massive though.

  2. #622

  3. #623
    *meth

  4. #624
    That I never tried, but Breaking Bad makes it look really nasty.

  5. #625
    Makes it look like sugar candy shit. Like you get in plastic tubes.

  6. #626
    Yo, what if it's a beach in Africa? You know, like the one from Vice's documentary on the cannibal warlords, where everyone goes down to the shore and takes a squat? Or will any beach really suffice for a long walk?

  7. #627
    Our beaches are ok. I wouldn't go into the sea, though.

  8. #628
    Why not? Does it have a lot of sperm in it?

  9. #629
    Quote Originally Posted by ZombiePlatypus View Post
    People say "long walks on the beach", but how long is "long"? Does length really matter? Shouldn't you just appreciate the beach for what it is?
    Short beaches are lame. Long beaches are awesome.

  10. #630
    Maybe. But lots of sewage, probably. I don't trust that shit.

  11. #631

  12. #632
    Hector Garfria's Avatar
    17,998 posts since Mar 2009

    I just pissed for like 5 minutes straight on some Austin Powers shit.

    No headache though, I can thank the years of genetics that have endured worse drinking habits.

  13. #633
    I'm throwing it down after a discussion with Table on the Front page.

    "Nicest Dick on the Forums"

    <---- Right here.

  14. #634
    What a herb.

  15. #635
    Yo yo I don't think so. MXY GIVE US PERMISSION TO HAVE A DICK-OFF PLEASE.

    WE WILL OBSCURE THEM WITH MULTIPLE COLORS LIKE MSPAINT PORN.

  16. #636
    PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

  17. #637
    we could do a informational survey with Mesh shorts boners or something. Length, girth, circumcised etc.

  18. #638
    BUT I DON'T WANT MY FURY RESTRAINED.

  19. #639
    Guys, I got a real pretty dick. I want in on this. I'm girthy, got length, got the looks. Throwdown time.

  20. #640
    Everyone should just make chocococks. My wife and I may make another one tonight for v day fun.

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