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Thread: The Bar: Part 3

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    "I once told a girl, 'We should see if we can fall asleep with my dick inside you.' and it worked, we fucked all night."

    -<REDACTED>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blasto View Post
    Speaking of fucking, watch Usedtabe get fucked without lube in this video.



    Yoooo stay free

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    "you MAY receive a gift"

    Video game companies are seriously treating people like dogshit now.


    EIDT: Oh yeah, lol pc games you have to jump through all the hoops just to play the game legally.

    Fuck that babby poo tier shit.
    You have to jump through more as a console gamer. Paying a sub fee just to play multi, online passes and constant priced DLC. Gotta give Microsoft and publishers all your money before you can use their mediocre online play. With shitty MMOs being the exception, you have less bullshit to deal with on PC.

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    oh uh I angered the nerd

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    Yep. So angry. Look at all my rage.

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    Those words are practically dripping with murderous intent.

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    Does Tera have good foot customization options?

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    Honestly I have never seen hatman so mad.

    My psychology book tells me consoles touched him as a kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector Garfria View Post
    "I once told a girl, 'We should see if we can fall asleep with my dick inside you.' and it worked, we fucked all night."

    -<REDACTED>

    Quote Originally Posted by ZombiePlatypus View Post
    YEP.

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    ZP fucked the quote all up. Mine is verbatim.

    Also, YEAAHHH RAPE CULTURE! 2013! PUMP AND DUMP! You sicken me white devil.

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    Calm down Gyrael.

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    What I took away from this conversation is that usedtabe fucks dogs. I feel like I crossed a wire somewhere along the way.

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    You read between the lines and found the truth. Good shit Rev.

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    Honestly, it had more to do with your dick smelling like dog nuts. But I'll take the credit regardless.

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    Underdog had that shit coming. Little bitch.

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    [photo deleted]

    I heard your wife even got in on the action
    Last edited by Zodiac Eclipse; 02-10-2013 at 08:53 PM. Reason: Fucking hell, no!

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    That's right dudes, there's girls out there who would sex up puppies but y'all still ain't getting no pussy. What's that say about you?












    <3

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    Well, I get sex whenever I actually care to try, so I guess I can't say. I do notice a lot of folks don't actually try though. Or else they have fucking stupid standards. If your ass looks like a fat Wookie, you ain't fucking a model. Unless you have bread. Money opens holes. Fact.

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    I could've gone without seeing that

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