That's right, bitches. 3000 posts. Bow down to us.
We are the Xerxes to your Persians, the peanut butter and jelly to your lunch sandwich, the booze/weed to your high school prom night, the diamond to your diamond ring, the muscles to your Ronnie Coleman, the ink to your printer, the grapes to your wine, the balls to your sack.
Now bend over and assume the position; send us your monies!