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    Well hello.

    Good afternoon. I hate intros but I must put something in here...

    Current Occupation: Phone guy.
    Former Occupation: Submarine Sonarman (forum name is a watch station while in port)

    No criminal record except for that night I had to spend in the drunk tank (stupid open container laws).
    Never used tobacco nor any illegal drugs of any kind.
    Been a gamer for way too long. Currently playing WoW. Yeah, I know. You don't have to say it. I've got a PS3 that hasn't been turned it on in 4 months. I'll probably turn it on today to watch 2 Blu-Ray movies I got for Christmas (300 and The Princess Bride). Also have an XBox360 that I'm playing FPS on; MW & CoD stuff.

    I hate talking about Politics and Religion but will do so if provoked.

    Any questions?

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    That's not a knife...
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    What kinds of things do you love?

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    A cold beer or whiskey.

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    What do you like more, guns or titties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadStar View Post
    What do you like more, guns or titties?
    Titties.

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    I can see the only question that matters has already been posited. I'll just wait.

    <Edit> I can see I was a few seconds short on that one, and the answer is on top of my head. A wise choice. Countless more men have died to those than any gun.
    Last edited by Vahnati; 12-25-2012 at 05:43 PM.

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    Welcome!

    Quote Originally Posted by Below Decks Watch View Post
    I hate talking about Politics and Religion but will do so if provoked.
    Stay out of the Politics and/or religion threads, and occasionally the bar, and you should be fine!

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    Where you live guy?

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    Favorite lube?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboKill View Post
    Favorite lube?
    Wife likes this stuff. Which means I like it too.
    http://www.k-y.com/warming-liquid-personal-lubricant

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    NIPS


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    Pow! Right in the kisser!
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    Welcome. I love titties and guns as well. I also am waiting for science to develop titty guns. Or gun titties.

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    So Mr. PappaDukes, which one is your preference?

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    Probably titty guns. Because they're titties, with guns.

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    Didn't they have those in Austin Powers?

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    Nope, those were bras that had barrels on them. NOT THE SAME.

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    My bad

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    So now what?

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    Well shit. That's nothing. I had my thick skin on and everything. See you all on the forums.

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