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Thread: Can we have a serious discussion about how much poon Jonathan Holmes has had?

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    dtoiddisco Can we have a serious discussion about how much poon Jonathan Holmes has had?

    Since he is completely uncomfortable talking about his magical anus and the songs it sings, let's talk about poon.

    I for one, would love to hear "Pussy Stories, From Jonathan Holmes." That would be the greatest new weekly feature, ever in the history of new weekly features for a video game discussion podcast.

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    A serious discussion? Somehow I doubt it. His poon hunting tales are the foundations of mythology and can not be fully comprehended by the minds of mortal men. The most we can hope to do is meditate upon his glory while giggling like nervous schoolchildren.

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    I don't know, but I was enthralled by his "worst handjob" story on Podtoid. More of that, plz.

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    I listen to Podtoid and all but you're really not going to get much discussion of it on here. The forums is a step too far from the front page for that.

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    I meant from Holmes himself. Mmmmmmmm

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    Then what I say is even more of a reason why this thread is pointless. They don't come down here.

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    We all know exactly how pointless this thread is.

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    What you need to do is kidnap him or somebody dear to him to force it out of him.

    This thread can be for planning that.

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    We may be a step too far, Tarvu, but I'd still let Holmes have my poon.

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    So we should send him poon?

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    Yeah that sounds like a plan.

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    I want to hear his best handjob story. I'll ask him on twitter.

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