Don't Starve

[Arttemis]

Hey Phil, I know a way you don't starve. You eat a giant dick.

[PhilKenSebben]

Hey Phil, I know a way you don't starve. You eat a giant dick.

Dear Artt,

May you get raped by a pack of wild dogs.

Love,

Phil

[Victor]

I'm on my 4th save or so. I guess after this one dies I'll unlock at leat the next two. I'm on day 32.

Coincidentaly, the way things are going I'm probably gonna be killed by a pack of wild dogs.

EDIT: Did you know that if you break a beehive with a torch the bees don't attack you? Fun stuff.

[Victor]

Ayup, died on day 35. Yeah, the bees attack you just the same. I don't know why they didn't before.

[Arttemis]

Killed by bees, you say?

[PhilKenSebben]

Killer bees, they are the swarm.

[Panzadolphin56]

Did they change it so you can't run away from them anymore?

[Victor]

You can, it's just that there were SO MANY OF THEM. Seriously. It was two hives that ONLY HAD KILLER BEES. No normal bees. At all. I had such a nice base going. Lots of farms, a few hiveboxes, lots of beefalo around...

[Victor]

A few things I learned:

-You can plant butterflies if you catch them, and they become flowers. If you have ~4 bee boxes, a beekeeper's hat and lots of flowers around, you can get over 20 honey every day. If you have beefalo/rabbits around, that makes for some really fancy dinners;
-Carry a log suit and a spear at all times;
-Fuck rare fruits/vegetables. Stick with carrots/eggplants and get some berry bushes (you need to fertilize them once). They fill you up a lot more. Also skip popcorn. Normal corn is better;
-Fridges;
-Multiple crock pots.

[PhilKenSebben]

You know honey is the best healing agent in the game right? Dont just be eating it. Stockpile.

[Victor]

I don't need to stockpile. I got so much honey it's not even funny. I make honeyed ham and honey nuggets EVERY DAY and still have more honey than I can use.

Also I'm noticing lots of butterlfies spawning on my flowers. Time for some muffins.

[PhilKenSebben]

Oh snap. Winter Update. Looks awesome.

[Victor]

So a new giant monster and a great reason to hunt koalephants. Sounds great.

[PhilKenSebben]

So a new giant monster and a great reason to hunt koalephants. Sounds great.

Couple of new creatures from what the email says. All in all, a nice meaty update. Can't wait to dive back in.

[Panzadolphin56]

There are seasons now?

[Victor]

Winter is a bitch. Nothing grows. AND THESE FUCKING BEEFALO JUST WON'T CATCH ON FIRE. Dammit.

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. FUCKING DEERCLOPS. FUCK YOU, YOU ASSHOLE. STOP WRECKING MY SHIT, YOU FUCK!

[Victor]

[PhilKenSebben]

GOD DAMMIT VICTOR! Thats my thing! Kidding aside, I haven't been able to play, because this update fucking hates me. All sorts of problems on Steam. Le sigh.

[Panzadolphin56]

You too? Mine got upto 100% and then 'suspended update' for some reason, won't resume.

[Victor]

Haven't tested yet, will later.