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Thread: How Drunk Is Too Drunk??

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    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,591 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Bloodspray View Post
    You know why they call it mad dog?
    Read this on Yahoo! answers:

    20/20 means perfect as in vision.

    joke of the 90s was with preservatives in foods, drinks.. that you'd get macular and 20/20 vision would be effected.


    not a conspiracy, a sales tactic once. but not any longer.

    just some i see are still pulling that.. no one believes it nor is it important but.. high concentrates of sugar can effects the circulartory system.
    Source(s):
    the MD means, macular degeneration. old joke... until now that is.. since md is a common visual disease of the macular.
    But the MD actually stands for Mogen David.
    Last edited by PappaDukes; 12-18-2012 at 02:15 PM.

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    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,591 posts since Mar 2007

    I'LL BRO YOUR DICK!

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    22,178 posts since Oct 2009
    I wish Bulkmailer posted more often. He completely owns this thread as far as I'm concerned. Seriously, his too drunk stories are the best.

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    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,962 posts since Jul 2007

    We invented a drinking game with dice or di or whatever. It's called Shitty. We played last night and ended up taking a cab to ihop. I think I tipped the driver like $40. After she turned down our suggestion of paying her with our dicks.

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    15 posts since Dec 2012
    If anyone plays League of Legends, I once went 0-31-2 on Teemo after a particularly hard night of drinking.

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    Flamoctapus's Avatar
    1,940 posts since Sep 2011

    Quote Originally Posted by RS_Calvin View Post
    If anyone plays League of Legends, I once went 0-31-2 on Teemo after a particularly hard night of drinking.
    I can confirm, this is indeed too drunk.

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    I think its when you ask for more of the stuff in the thing stuff goes in.

    Or argue with a facebook post verbally.

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    I once had a cop pull me over for riding a tricycle while drunk.

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    I experienced exactly the same course of events twice - with a time difference of about 15 years.
    Playing Goldeneye 64 and Gunstar Heroes with three friends while drinking obscure Czech Wokda, throwing semi-hard cheese at each other, and me puking from the balcony at some point (4th floor).
    I'll never do it again

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    PAX 2011

    -7 white russians
    -3 AMFs
    -2 Irish Carbombs
    -Half a bottle of Jameson

    I then puked on Starkey's luggage at his hotel and blacked out. Julius carried me home and I remember puking on my shoes and on the side of the bed. The end.

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    To be fair, bet Starkey deserved it.

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    I once passed out in an alley. In the fucking rain. After socking my best friends girl, while trying to hit him, for dick punching me for laughs. I guess I ran after realizing I had hit a lady (later found out I had barely winged her actually), grabbed my skate and my bottle of Yager and just left the house. What Im told is, two hours later I was found in that alley, broken bottle, cut up hands, missing skate, soaked and had puked on myself. I was 23. what a great young person I was, but damn if thats not funny.

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    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,591 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by PhilKenSebben View Post
    I once passed out in an alley. In the fucking rain. After socking my best friends girl, while trying to hit him, for dick punching me for laughs. I guess I ran after realizing I had hit a lady (later found out I had barely winged her actually), grabbed my skate and my bottle of Yager and just left the house. What Im told is, two hours later I was found in that alley, broken bottle, cut up hands, missing skate, soaked and had puked on myself. I was 23. what a great young person I was, but damn if thats not funny.
    Amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Amazing.
    I was Pappa. I was.

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    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,591 posts since Mar 2007

    You still are.

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