How Drunk Is Too Drunk??

[Victor]

Or that.

[PappaDukes]

You know why they call it mad dog?

Read this on Yahoo! answers:

20/20 means perfect as in vision.

joke of the 90s was with preservatives in foods, drinks.. that you'd get macular and 20/20 vision would be effected.


not a conspiracy, a sales tactic once. but not any longer.

just some i see are still pulling that.. no one believes it nor is it important but.. high concentrates of sugar can effects the circulartory system.
Source(s):
the MD means, macular degeneration. old joke... until now that is.. since md is a common visual disease of the macular.

But the MD actually stands for Mogen David.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Mogen David, bro.

[PappaDukes]

I'LL BRO YOUR DICK!

[ZombiePlatypus]

'Bout time somebody did.

[Jon Bloodspray]

All I see is a bunch of lies.

[ZombiePlatypus]

I don't get it.

[Sir Legendhead]

I wish Bulkmailer posted more often. He completely owns this thread as far as I'm concerned. Seriously, his too drunk stories are the best.

[bbrigg]

We invented a drinking game with dice or di or whatever. It's called Shitty. We played last night and ended up taking a cab to ihop. I think I tipped the driver like $40. After she turned down our suggestion of paying her with our dicks.

[RS_Calvin]

If anyone plays League of Legends, I once went 0-31-2 on Teemo after a particularly hard night of drinking.

[Flamoctapus]

If anyone plays League of Legends, I once went 0-31-2 on Teemo after a particularly hard night of drinking.

I can confirm, this is indeed too drunk.

[Pixielated]

I think its when you ask for more of the stuff in the thing stuff goes in.

Or argue with a facebook post verbally.

[Josh Derocher]

I once had a cop pull me over for riding a tricycle while drunk.

[RobertoPlankton]

I experienced exactly the same course of events twice - with a time difference of about 15 years.
Playing Goldeneye 64 and Gunstar Heroes with three friends while drinking obscure Czech Wokda, throwing semi-hard cheese at each other, and me puking from the balcony at some point (4th floor).
I'll never do it again

[Gobun]

PAX 2011

-7 white russians
-3 AMFs
-2 Irish Carbombs
-Half a bottle of Jameson

I then puked on Starkey's luggage at his hotel and blacked out. Julius carried me home and I remember puking on my shoes and on the side of the bed. The end.

[Steven Hansen]

To be fair, bet Starkey deserved it.

[PhilKenSebben]

I once passed out in an alley. In the fucking rain. After socking my best friends girl, while trying to hit him, for dick punching me for laughs. I guess I ran after realizing I had hit a lady (later found out I had barely winged her actually), grabbed my skate and my bottle of Yager and just left the house. What Im told is, two hours later I was found in that alley, broken bottle, cut up hands, missing skate, soaked and had puked on myself. I was 23. what a great young person I was, but damn if thats not funny.

[PappaDukes]

I once passed out in an alley. In the fucking rain. After socking my best friends girl, while trying to hit him, for dick punching me for laughs. I guess I ran after realizing I had hit a lady (later found out I had barely winged her actually), grabbed my skate and my bottle of Yager and just left the house. What Im told is, two hours later I was found in that alley, broken bottle, cut up hands, missing skate, soaked and had puked on myself. I was 23. what a great young person I was, but damn if thats not funny.

Amazing.

[PhilKenSebben]

Amazing.

I was Pappa. I was.

[PappaDukes]

You still are.