Hi Destructoid!

**frozen_mist** · 11-19-2012, 02:07 AM

Glad to make it here. Hope you'll welcome a noob here!

**Tarvu** · 11-19-2012, 03:56 AM

We don't have a choice about welcoming them, but we gotta make it hard for you too. This intro is so damn lightweight I'm worried that it might get blown away in the wind. You gotta bulk it out. Tell us about yourself! Go into as much detail as you are willing to, and in particular talk about video games you like/play/want/fap to. Hell, eschew video games entirely and talk about better hobbies. We normally do on here. Go look at a few other intro threads if you need inspiration. If you want me to love you, you gotta open up.

FUCKING WELCOME.

**Edd Strid** · 11-19-2012, 04:40 AM

Originally Posted by Tarvu

We don't have a choice about welcoming them, but we gotta make it hard for you too. This intro is so damn lightweight I'm worried that it might get blown away in the wind. You gotta bulk it out. Tell us about yourself! Go into as much detail as you are willing to, and in particular talk about video games you like/play/want/fap to. Hell, eschew video games entirely and talk about better hobbies. We normally do on here. Go look at a few other intro threads if you need inspiration. If you want me to love you, you gotta open up.

FUCKING WELCOME.

Don't worry he's not priming your unholiest of holies yet, you usually get a few drinks out of him and a sniff of an alkyl nitrite soaked rag.

Do tell us more about yourself, what's your favourite lyric in any song? What games do you like? If you could be reincarnated as any species, what would you like to become?

Most importantly, do you appreciate the music stylings of Erasure?

**PappaDukes** · 11-19-2012, 10:44 AM

Come on, put some effort into it! Is this how you want to be remembered??

Also, welcome and shit.

**ZombiePlatypus** · 11-19-2012, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by frozen_mist

Glad to make it here.

Was there a scare along the way? What dangers were there during your trek?

Originally Posted by frozen_mist

Hope you'll welcome a noob here!

We already did.

**Tarvu** · 11-19-2012, 11:47 AM

I feel he was more of a spoon.

**Panzadolphin56** · 11-19-2012, 12:11 PM

Who you cuddle with is your business.

Please tell us more about yourself new guy.

**Tarvu** · 11-19-2012, 12:14 PM

Now now, let's not get onto forking.

**Panzadolphin56** · 11-19-2012, 12:25 PM

I guess it depends on how frisky you're feeling.

**Tarvu** · 11-19-2012, 01:08 PM

This situation is quickly getting pizza cutter.

**Panzadolphin56** · 11-19-2012, 01:21 PM

I can handle anything below spatula.

**Tarvu** · 11-19-2012, 01:23 PM

Colander bread maker, pan mustard coffee table!

Yeah, some shit like this would be 15,000. Fuck you.

**frozen_mist** · 11-19-2012, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by Edd Strid

Don't worry he's not priming your unholiest of holies yet, you usually get a few drinks out of him and a sniff of an alkyl nitrite soaked rag.

Do tell us more about yourself, what's your favourite lyric in any song? What games do you like? If you could be reincarnated as any species, what would you like to become?

Most importantly, do you appreciate the music stylings of Erasure?

Geez, so many post replies...Ok I'm not really good when it comes to introducing myself but I'll give it a try. I'm 30 and a big fan of rock music, love old school games (pacman,galaga,twin bee,etc...)...Favorite lyric in a song, maybe "I got something to say I killed your baby today..." by The Misfits. I love ios mobile games and I have rockband reloaded, GTA, Norm's big Escape,Fight Night, Dead Space on my iPhone...

**frozen_mist** · 11-19-2012, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by PappaDukes

Come on, put some effort into it! Is this how you want to be remembered??

Also, welcome and shit.

Thanks man!

**frozen_mist** · 11-19-2012, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by ZombiePlatypus

Was there a scare along the way? What dangers were there during your trek?

We already did.

Definitely man. I almost pee and shit a brick ahahaha. Anyway thanks for the welcome.

**frozen_mist** · 11-21-2012, 12:02 AM

Ok I'm not really good when it comes to introducing myself but I'll give it a try. I'm 30 and a big fan of rock music, love old school games (pacman,galaga,twin bee,etc...)...Favorite lyric in a song, maybe "I got something to say I killed your baby today..." by The Misfits. I love ios mobile games and I have rockband reloaded, GTA, Norm's big Escape,Fight Night, Dead Space on my iPhone...

**Aaron Mxy Yost** · 11-21-2012, 03:05 AM

Please quit trying to spam crap. You got one thread for your game. Anything else you want to tell us about regarding it you can say in there. I'm getting tired of having to delete it.