SEACREST SANTA 2012

[Panzadolphin56]

Dear god, Edd.

[Changston]

I finally had to look up what a sybian was. All this time, I thought it was something like a scarf.

[Edd Strid]

He's already commented himself that his heart is a rock cast into the sea. Technically that could make him a machine with no emotions and thus no ties to anything relating to a constant pumping action.

However you'd need more than a can of WD40 to keep him going.

[Panzadolphin56]

Probably a packet of Doritos and some Mountain Dew.

[noobspoon]

A few blue pills and a few pro plus and you'll gave him going for hours.

[Edd Strid]

Also a constant stream of Red Dwarf episodes.

I get a feeling of an imminent Irish death sentence is soon to be cast upon me.

[Tarvu]

You're all sick. I can't be a scarf, I have bones.

I finally had to look up what a sybian was. All this time, I thought it was something like a scarf.

Haha. I wish that assumption had manifested in a situation.

[panchromatic]

You in?

I'm broke and also I hate you all, or something. Just helping out Jake this time.

[digtastik]

I'm ready to Santa. Where's my victim?

[ZombiePlatypus]

I'm broke and also I hate you all, or something. Just helping out Jake this time.

Ah, gotcha. Hate. The stuff dreams are made of. The breakfast of champions. The sultan of swat. The way the West was won. The Tarzan to her Jane. The hopes and fears of all the years. The I don't even know what I'm doing.



Addresses needed:


North Americhristmas:

Bbrigg- Some oil rig.
Gobbldigook- Upper left coast.
Daze- Upper right coast.
Gatsbro- Not even Detroit.
Foxy- Cheesesteak.
Mece- Georgette.
ChillyBilly- God knows where.
Bloodspray- Bates Motel.


Yuleropeans:

Ali D- Highlander.
Watermanx- Gypsy.
Edd Strid- Somewhere in the middle.

[Watermanx]

Send me your old clothes so I can dump them in a bush in a field.

[Panzadolphin56]

Sounds like a plan!

[Scield]

Ill get in on that.

Sent from my rooted Nook Color on CyanogenMod

[ZombiePlatypus]

You are added!

[ZombiePlatypus]

Addresses needed:


North Americhristmas:

Bbrigg- Some oil rig.
Gobbldigook- Upper left coast.
Daze- Upper right coast.
Foxy- Cheesesteak.
ChillyBilly- God knows where.
Bloodspray- Bates Motel.


Yuleropeans:

Ali D- Highlander.
Watermanx- Gypsy.

[digtastik]

GIVE ME MY VICTIM

[Batthink]

Right, this'll another Secret Santa I'll be applying for.

I've delivered awesome presents for Ali D for the last two Secret Santas, and I don't mind whether I get to send Ali or somebody else in Europe a present this year. I just love the whole 'shopping and receiving gifts' thing.

Also, I neglected to put pics of last year's haul up, but if I can find them (because I did take the photos), they will be up here.

[bbrigg]

I was kind of thinking. I want a sweet ass lego set. Like Star Wars or something. I've heard that shit's pricey now though.

[Tarvu]

For a good one, yeah. Shame really.

[ArcticFox Esq.]

I was kind of thinking. I want a sweet ass lego set. Like Star Wars or something. I've heard that shit's pricey now though.

If I get you, Imma get you lego porn.

Or just a minecraft nude mod w/ original blocky graphics