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    Tokyo Jungle - Get ready for the panda secks




    I want this game. I want this game so bad.

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    Do you get to play as a red panda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mighty Hatman View Post
    Do you get to play as a red panda?
    Maybe? I'm not sure. There's a fuckload of animals.

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    Yes Victor, finally! I hope there's DLC where you play as David Attenborough!

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    I haven't been jelly of the PS3 in a long time till now.

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    WAS

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    METAL DEER SOLID.

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    AND IT'S ONLY $15!!!

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    So now that I have gotten around to seeing anything about the game, I am ready to put money down on this. It looks fucking amazing! I wonder how differently each animal actually plays.

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    I can imagine that playing as a carnivor or a herbivor will alter the game pretty dramatically. Any word on penguins in this thing. Penguins are dope.

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    Is this game coming to America?


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    Quote Originally Posted by NotoriousBIG420 View Post
    Is this game coming to America?

    Of course it is, bro. No nation is more fitting of hot pomeranian sex than America.

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    I bought a copy today, this game is hilarious! This type of odd Japanese stuff is my jam.

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    I Bought this Game a little while now and its awesome. I feel pretty awesome taking down a Lion with a Pomeranian.

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    I am buying this game when I get home.

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    Bought it on sale, 2 days, deleted it off my HD about a minute ago, fuck this game.

    Its complete bullshit, arbitrary difficulty, you'll have a good little run going and then the game just fucks you, it poisons entire areas, you're starving and anything you kill becomes toxic the second it hits the floor, nothing but the worst females to breed so you get one pack member and very little in the way of stats carried over, even if you happen to make it very far you're still super fucked when the cavemen as they OHKO and you can't even eat them if you bring them down.

    I don't care if I die because I'm a moron or played like crap, but anything beyond my control like that toxicity crap or emptying massive areas of anything edible and forcing me to got through it is just nonsense.

    Its 2013 and I'm mad at a videogame, way to go me. Avoid this piece of crap.

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    Panda secks

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    No red panda still.

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