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  1. 07-19-2012, 04:23 PM #1
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    Hi ya'll. CautionWetFloor here. I'm 26, like long walks on the beach, and enjoy a romantic novel by the fireplace with a glass of red wine!

    I also enjoy playing video games, and prefer to play all the fun indie games I can pick up on Steam as nothing will recreate the amazing game of Battlefield Vietnam.

    I'll be hitting up QuakeCON this year, so if you want to grab a beer or 8 with me, come find me!
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  2. 07-19-2012, 05:08 PM #2
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    Welcome! How's the weather?
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    Welcome! favorite games? besides Battlefield Vietnam
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  4. 07-19-2012, 11:58 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by keisal View Post
    Welcome! favorite games? besides Battlefield Vietnam
    There are no other games other than BFV.

    Actually, been rocking CS:GO and HOARD lately.
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  5. 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by WetFloor View Post
    I'm 26, like long walks on the beach, and enjoy a romantic novel by the fireplace with a glass of red wine!
    I want to penetrate your anus so violently.

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    I mean, Welcome.
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  6. 07-20-2012, 01:34 AM #6
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    Same thing really.

    You like books or movies Wet?
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  7. 07-20-2012, 01:35 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihil View Post
    I want to penetrate your anus so violently.

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    I mean, Welcome.
    Wish I had this offer in my intro.

    Welcome to the forums Wet.
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  8. 07-20-2012, 10:52 AM #8
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  9. 07-20-2012, 08:45 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nihil View Post
    I want to penetrate your anus so violently.
    Just pretend you slipped on a WetFloor and it just happened. It'll seem legit, honest.
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    While I don't welcome a wet floor, I will welcome you. Welcome.
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  10. 07-21-2012, 02:13 AM #10
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    Is a 'wet floor' a euphemism of some kind?
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  11. 07-21-2012, 02:51 AM #11
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    I assume so.
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  12. 07-21-2012, 11:21 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarvu View Post
    I assume so.
    You would assume wrong. This used to be my PC back in the day.

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  13. 07-23-2012, 01:57 PM #13
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  15. 07-24-2012, 08:56 AM #15
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    I can't offer you birds with arms but I can offer you my hello.
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