Why Girls suck at gaming

[Vault101]

its scientifically proven that girls evolved to be bad at videogames...by science!

as I read in this particular article

http://n4g.com/news/1028626/this-is-...suck-at-gaming

just some high-lights

• Low Interest and Superiority Complex – “There’s an air of superiority when it comes to their attitude towards gaming, like playing games is beneath them. Let’s just, for the moment, ignore the fact that girls play games with our emotions, with our wallets, and above all… our sanity.”
• They are Social Creatures – “She can’t handle not talking… not being social. Solitude drives them insane and there’s really not a lot of sanity to play around with in the first place.”
• Attention Deficit – “If they have to wait for something, they start talking. Talking about random irrelevant shit, anything to fill the blissful silence with content… and they don’t stop.”
• Violence and Competition is Kryptonite – “Girls are biologically wired to avoid violence and competition. They can’t handle it physically, emotionally, or digitally.”
• Reasonable Game Designers Ignore Girls – “The 5% of the games designed for women are non-violent browser-based games with pink ponies eating happy grass in your digital farm shitting digital fertiliser to grow more digital crops.”
• Complaining About Difficulty – “Girls are incapable of being in the moment and just enjoying a game without complaining about every god damned aspect of it that is challenging.”

and its completly true....you leave a woman alone for more than 5 mintues the poor thing just can't help but start talking about rom coms and diets and...."girl" things, thats when you have to step in and guide her to the kitchen where she will feel safe as the hysteria wears off...then she can make you a sandwhich

soo....satire or serious? because I really can't tell

[TurboKill]

Didn't read it yet, but this made me lol.


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Actually from reading the end, I think the dude may actually be serious. And here I thought it was a failed attempt at a Sterling impersonation.

Also, I've spent way too much time reading/hearing about this topic over the past week. Gonna take a break now.

[Panzadolphin56]

Yeah, stuff like this leaves a bad taste in my mouth, even if it is a joke.

[Sir Legendhead]

But it all balances out, because women are better at social networking and getting pregnant.

[TurboKill]

Close.

No one beats Arnold Schwarzenegger when it comes to pregnancy.

[Shinryu]

that was pretty moronic and unfunny, honestly. Sounded like a pissed off 16-year old ranting.

[Edd Strid]

Yeah, stuff like this leaves a bad taste in my mouth, even if it is a joke.

I feel the same.

[Sir Legendhead]

Personally, I think it's far more offensive to suggest that women can't take a joke.

[Vault101]

Personally, I think it's far more offensive to suggest that women can't take a joke.

I'm not 100% sure its a joke though and even if it was its not that funny

[Sir Legendhead]

I'm not 100% sure its a joke though and even if it was its not that funny

Well yeah, people don't normally laugh at jokes they don't get...not to be rude or anything.

[Edd Strid]

Well yeah, people don't normally laugh at jokes they don't get...not to be rude or anything.

True, there is no such thing as an offensive joke, taking offence from something you've heard or seen is merely an individual's opinion.

[Shinryu]

[GlowBear]

Bulllllpoop.

[Panzadolphin56]

Close.

No one beats Arnold Schwarzenegger when it comes to pregnancy.

This. Totally this.

[Sir Legendhead]

Bulllllpoop.

You just don't get it because you're a girl.

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Lol. Seriously though, I think the author was roleplaying Al Bundy on that one.

[GlowBear]

I meant the ecard above xD

[Sir Legendhead]

I meant the ecard above xD

Trying to back out of your original statement eh? Gosh you women are so deceitful.

[GlowBear]

treacherous fiendish witches us all

[Vault101]

Well yeah, people don't normally laugh at jokes they don't get...not to be rude or anything.

I guess its not so bad if it was satire....but thats the thing..I don't know if it is, and I have a feeling it isnt....

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what about saying "I think thats bullshit" since thats what I'd probably think about anything bad enough to "offend" me (not the imagain itself but...well you get the Idea)

[GlowBear]

“Girls are incapable of being in the moment".

I just can't be in the moment guys, I need to expand my thoughts and emotions to many borders and feel the cosmic vibes that beam around me.

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