12-10-2012, 05:13 PM
TABLE you better make it, we're gonna grab all the dicks.
12-10-2012, 06:24 PM
If Table makes it I'll make myself make it.
12-10-2012, 10:19 PM
Boom peer presha ma fucka
12-11-2012, 06:17 AM
So, I'm pretty much 100% for this. I still need to work out the traveling, but I'm going to be getting in on Thursday morning, flying out Saturday afternoon, and then driving out to school on Sunday morning. Shit is going to be ridiculous. Probably going to get drunk and yell at people. It's gonna be great!
Edit: Jake, if your offer still stands for the room, I'll definitely take you up on it.
12-11-2012, 03:19 PM
It's all good girl. If table shows up & crashes I can call and have the room switched to 1 king bed.
12-11-2012, 03:24 PM
"I ain't never sucked a dick before but...."
Words uttered if I make it to Magfest.
12-12-2012, 07:32 AM
I better actually hear you say them.
Originally Posted by usedtabe
12-12-2012, 07:40 AM
You can start with mine Table. Think of me as training dick.
12-12-2012, 10:32 PM
No no no we need to find someone Jewish for him
12-13-2012, 05:04 AM
The only Jew I know is Liffy. I guess he could grab her dick.
12-13-2012, 06:17 AM
Dude, I was in NYC last night and was asked by two orthodox Jews if I was Jewish in the span of 20 minutes. It's like they could tell that Jewish blood resided somewhere deep in my veins.
Originally Posted by N7
12-13-2012, 07:11 AM
wtf why didn't you say you were in nyc
fuck you, you're uninvited from the General Tso party now.
12-13-2012, 07:13 AM
I don't get why Jewish people always ask others if they're Jewish. I'm sure Table will enlighten me, but really. It's a pattern I've noticed working in the city I do.
12-13-2012, 10:52 AM
Things were super uncoordinated, and I had no clue what was going on. I'll tell you about it on Saturday.
Originally Posted by Changston
It was like they wanted to know if I was in their secret club. I think if I answered "yes", they would've tried to pull some secret handshake on me.
Originally Posted by ZombiePlatypus
12-13-2012, 08:10 PM
A few years back a girl in St
Jewish Louis Park (where I work) asked me if I was Jewish and had a saddened look on her face coupled with a tone of disappointment mixed with pity as she said "Oh" when I answered that I wasn't.
12-13-2012, 09:15 PM
All you had to do was say yes and she woulda gave you them scooby snacks. And this ain't Israel so you couldn't get charged with rape for lying about being Jewish. You missed out dawg.
12-14-2012, 08:51 AM
I was going to say the same thing in a less crude way. She probably wanted some sexy platypus makeouts.
12-14-2012, 03:53 PM
Is St. Louis full of Jews?
12-14-2012, 04:18 PM
St Louis Park is, yeah. I can't speak for St Louis.
12-16-2012, 02:49 PM
If you guys have iPhones or iPads, you should download SpaceTeam. Sadly, it's not available for Android devices. :[