Max Payne 3

[NotoriousBIG420]

Didn't see an official thread for this yet.

So who's getting it?

I will be getting the Collectors Edition

Who's going to be setting up the Dtoid Crew for this? Cause I am so fuckin IN!!!

[Hector Garfria]

I got to say their TV ad is fucking retarded.

I've already seen explosions interposed with women dancing while shitty music you can't even understand plays the background. Also wow he snorted some coke at the end so edgy this really makes me want to get max payne 3 rockstar yup

[Hector Garfria]

What I'm saying is, I hope this game tanks and rockstar goes out of business

[Stevil]

Says the guy who didn't pay attention to the advert. He didn't snort coke. He was puking his guts up in the sink because he's a full blown alcoholic. Plus, there's nothing wrong with HEALTH. They're a good band.

What I'm saying is...MAX PAYNE IS MY FUCKING CRACK.

[Hector Garfria]

even better explosions and dancing and throwing up, Max Payne 3.

yeah i want to buy this yess

tell health to start being audible if they want to get good.

[Hector Garfria]

what I am saying is, i hope this game tanks and rockstar goes out of business

[Stevil]

Well, don't buy it.

No skin off my teeth.

[Hector Garfria]

Teeth don't have skin cells coating them.

[usedtabe]

I'll rent it for the single player but the multiplayer vids look atrocious. It looked like a MP for people who don't like to aim at all.

But I also thought GTAIV's MP was ass-tier as well.

[Jon Bloodspray]

Bloo I <3 you.


I liked the first two a lot, but I'll probably not buy this for some time due to fund issues.


I wish it had been cocaine.

[Hector Garfria]

I'll rent it for the single player but the multiplayer vids look atrocious. It looked like a MP for people who don't like to aim at all.

But I also thought GTAIV's MP was ass-tier as well.

It was stupid as fuck

bulletime was stupid as fuck in max payne 1 and 2

the story is stupid

the gameplay is stupid


basically people think this is a good series because they made gta as well.

EDIT: I'm glad Jon loves hard hitting facts that I dish out on the regular.

[usedtabe]

Yeah, I never played the others so it's definitely a rental. I don't expect a whole lot out of it either.

[Stevil]

I don't think MP will be that bad. I'm pretty sure there's a lobby for the Max Payne purists who like their auto-aim/soft lock turned off. The game was always about running and diving, and the Ingrams/dual handguns always carried an accuracy penalty.

I'm in it for the story, anyway. I was a little skeptical about Rockstar following up one of my fave games of all time, but I think they've done a brilliant job of updating a great character/franchise.

Teeth don't have skin cells coating them.

Exactly. No skin meant it was nothing to me in the first place.

[Hector Garfria]

what story boo hoo im a cop but not really and i liked a girl but not really and now i am old and not dead waaaah waaah i have underlying mom issues why did she name me this retarded name baw wah

EDIT: then why are you replying stevil

[Stevil]

Yep. Awesome story.

[Jon Bloodspray]

The story was good enough that I did 1 in a single sitting, and 2 in two. I don't remember every detail, but the wife and child bit in 1 and the hallucinations in 2 were memorable.

[TheRemedy]

basically people think this is a good series because they made gta as well.

The Alan Wake dudes Remedy Entertainment made Max Payne 1 and 2. Just sayin.

[Hector Garfria]

Alan wake was ass too

[Hector Garfria]

"The axe hit me in the head like a lightening bolt, and I realized this narrative is boring as fuck. Please return this game to your local retailer."

-Alan Wake

[Panzadolphin56]

The story was good enough that I did 1 in a single sitting, and 2 in two. I don't remember every detail, but the wife and child bit in 1 and the hallucinations in 2 were memorable.

I liked the plot in 1, 2 not so much. Still, an enjoyable game.