Battlefield 3 - Dtoid's Elite Battlefield 3 Platoon vs Usedtabe's Gears 3 Baby Clan

[Blasto]

I'm feeling so many emotions while looking at that wonderful picture.

Boner emotions.

[ClownBaby]

When I got the disc out it had a little chip around the hole, a crack from the hole to the edge of the data area, and was scratched to fuck from the laser mechanism I assume. It made a fucked up noise when it happened, I guess it was a shitty disc that wore out or something. I have an Xbox slim, so I don't know what the fuck. I thought I had it installed to the HD, but it wasn't apparently. Never had anything like this happen. I guess maybe getting disc insurance from Gamestop ISN'T a stupid idea lol. Fuck.

Hmm. I might try that, although I shudder at the thought spending an hour with customer support on the phone lol. I recently had to ream various AT&T customer support personnel for a couple hours to fix our internet bill. Bastards charged us $130 a month for internet and phone, I was able to get it to $50 a month which is cheaper than any of their plans lol. I saw Gamestop is currently doing 50% bonus towards preowned games, so I may just go that route and save waiting and a dealing with support or paying the $20 disc replacement fee. Plus, I need to preorder Ghost Recon anyway. Plus, I'm an impatient fuck lol.

This will sound weird considering it's EA, but I've heard overwhelmingly positive things about their customer support. Stories like the free copy of Need for Speed aren't uncommon.

[Blasto]

This will sound weird considering it's EA, but I've heard overwhelmingly positive things about their customer support. Stories like the free copy of Need for Speed aren't uncommon.

I still might give them a call when I'm in the mood to deal with customer support, just to see if they would hook me up. As it stands now, I have to put in a call to Xbox to see why the cancelled my girlfriend's gold membership early, and then AT&T about our bill... again. AT&T is the fucking worst, ugh.

Also, I played on the Dtoid server with some dudes for the first time tonight, so that was cool. I will just say though, I'm not a big Conquest fan in the first place, but the FMJ clan can suck my balls. Suck. Them. Balls.

[usedtabe]

>First game
>Achievement unlocked
>"what's this?"
>3rd MVP in ranked blah blah blah

lolskill

[Mr Andy Dixon]

[Mr Andy Dixon]

You got me beat, though. Looks like it took me a whole two days to get my 3rd MVP achievement:



Of course, I did unlock MVP 1 and 2 during my first night of play, so there's that...

[usedtabe]

GGs with TEAM HAET/RAICISS/AXIS-O-EVIL last night. Won't be too long before we're ready to do this.

[Mr Andy Dixon]

Cool. (Kinda forgot about this thread. Need to subscribe.)

How many people do you think you'll be able to round up?

[usedtabe]

When we have a date set I'll know. At least 4, at most 12.

[Blasto]

If I know enough in advance I might be able to get Steamy V to play too, he's part off Juggs' Workman Posse. Also, he's Asian which works nicely with Used's Axis of Evil motif. I think we should be allowed to steal Slowey and Big Nipples or whatever that dick's name is too, you know, that Hotdog guy. I hear he shaves his ass.

[Mr Andy Dixon]

Oh yeah, that's totally cool. In fact, why don't you just take everyone off my fucking team so that the entire point of this tournament flies right out the window.

DICK.

[Blasto]

Oh, please forgive me Master of Boners/Sassiness, I was under the impression that there were, I don't know, 88 FUCKING MEMBERS IN THE DESTRUCTOID PLATOON! But, that's ok, that's fine, we'll 4v12 you, no problem.

HO.

[Godstar]

Damn I thought you all threw down already. This is taking way too long to get together! Kind of reminds me of this...

[Mr Andy Dixon]

Team Dtoid is ready to roll. We're just waiting on Team Breivik to learn how to play is all.

[usedtabe]

Not Team Breivik, just me. I at least want to look like I contributed in the massive anal plunging we're going to give you.

[Blasto]

I think we need to field at least 6, if not 8, badasses total to make the games interesting. I'd prefer to play Rush, as Conquest would be stupid. Although, I think a 4v4 deathmatch would be be super awesome to mix in also. Juggs, Steamy and I love rolling SWAT style in Squad Deathmatch rocking silenced weapons, moving through the maps as a unit quietly destroying fools. Chumps don't know what hit 'em. I can 100% guarantee victory in a 4v4. Rush, I can only give a 94.7% chance of winning. If Randy wants, we could go pistols only in a 4v4 to make it a little closer to being fair. I mean, it would still be a massacre, but they could steal a kill or two while we were reloading or something :P

[Mr Andy Dixon]

Bitch, if I wanted to play squad deathmatch I'd have challenged Used to fucking Call of Duty or something. This stemmed from the fact that Used claimed he and his Gears boys could beat us at an objective-based game like BF3 (AKA Rush or Conquest) just as easily as a roly poly shotgun fest, so that's how it's gonna be!

[Blasto]

Comparing an elite four-man squad deathmatch team composed of different roles to run and spray CoD nonsense? NIGGA PLEASE.

Oh man, I can't wait to slap that smug boner off your face. It's gonna be worse than the rapings I used to give you guys at L4D2.

p.s.) Rush is where it's at. Conquest is for scrubs. I bet you're good at Conquest.

p.p.s) Your wiener is small and unsatisfying.

[usedtabe]

Alright, we need to set a date for this. I don't see myself playing much longer to unlock anything else that would help, so let's talk time and date.

[Mr Andy Dixon]

Groovy. I'm almost done with Mass Effect 3, so I should be able to practice up again starting this weekend. (Haven't played in like a month... or two.)

Chilly, Bloodspray, et al, what works for you guys?