That's a different song, bro. As is this oneL:
My favorite Pokey Man is Mr. Penis!
Shane next time you see N7 ask him to show you the present I brought him to PAX East.
Because you don't come off as a complete retard. Most(not all) of the forum people don't either, but goddam when the FP people play with us it's assbergers-ville the entire time. The only humor they can tolerate/understand is regurgitated podtoid shit. Bloo would quit the party if he saw we had some FP people for FNF with us it was so bad.You always hear about how Table and Bloo anfd KD and the "SUpa friends" are harsh but they've always seemed nice to me." I don;lt even like people generally, I don;t know how I get along with peole.
Fair enough dude though these days it's mostly about fucking Jonathan Holmes in the ass and 2 minutes about video games which is getting a little weird
Well that solidifies exactly what I'm not missing in my life lol. To each their own though.
In no order (except tyranitar who is my fav) and on topic because fuck it:
Tyranitar, Dragonite, Eevee, Garchomp, Togekiss, (Shiny) Charizard, Typhlosion, Eelektross, (Shiny, for lulz) Alakazam, and [A tie between a lot of 'em, but if I must I will say.....DragonBearmon)
I may as well submit to this...
I've only ever owned HeartGold, and only really played Gold before that. So most of these will be based on my experience with that. I also could not give a shit about stats or competition, because that's what boners do.
I wanted a Chikorita on HG (I started with Cyndaquil) and got one from DoomsdayForte named Salad. As I levelled it up to Meganium I found myself liking it more and more and it eventually became my main Pokémon.
Initially because of the meme. Later because Horn Drill 4 times in a row and other acts of badassery.
Ekans is kinda shitty. But is is Snake spelt backwards.
It's a badass dragon.
Cute little shit. I like having it as my following pokémon.
Such a bro.
STARTER. So many grass noobs pwnd.
Coolest first generation starter by far.
Can we go back to talking about toys from the 80s again?
Also, 1. Kadabra 2. Charizard 3. Machoke 4. Hitmonlee 5. Pidgeot 6. Sandslash 7. Dragonite 8. Haunter 9. Geodude 10. Mewtwo
GRAVLAR (for his sick skills and move and bacause i have no frinds and can't evolve him)
Here is a pic:
TWO: PSYDUCK (BECAUSE MISTY HAS ONE AND I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER!)
here i will post a pic:
Next up (3) is slopoke because he is slick and funny and has psychic powers\
Pic of slopok:
4 is slobrow you should have guessed
PIC BELOW, BRO
if you think sloking is #5 then you are wrong because it is primape,, i only like the original 151 Plus hoho because the caroon.
6 is jinx, but only the male ones from my fanfics (NO PIC AVAILAEL)
7 ACTUALLy I LIKE MANKEY more than primape so MANKEY = 5, PRIMATE = 6 and MALE JINKX = 7 (on the top ten list of mine)
ASCII PIC OF MANKEY MADE BY JONNYROBOT:
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8 pikachu (because of smashbrother)
9 Chansey becasue I want to have sex with nurse joy
10 the victory bell
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