Kairosoft games is my crack of choice

[Muckfoot]

As you may have guessed from the thread title I'm obsessed with all Kairosoft games on my IPhone, recently I've been going insane as Android users can download the new RPG Village (which sounds awesome) whilst IPhone users have received nothing.

The fact that this annoys me makes me realise how obsessed I am with these games - am I alone in this or do others crave the latest "Insert Niche Here Story" game that this wonderful developer churns out?

[ZombiePlatypus]

Who even are you?

[Tarvu]

Either a terrible spammer or a terrible person at first impressions.

[Muckfoot]

How much do you need to know?

[ZombiePlatypus]

Do you want the moustache on or off?

[djnealb]

Do you want the moustache on or off?

Off.

[Muckfoot]

Ah... Might have missed that Meet & Greet bit - I'll be right back.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Too bad.

[Muckfoot]

I've thrown up my intro "New Piece of Face Meat."

Am I legit now?

[Shinobi13]

Nobody games on the iPhone, so this claim that games are on it are false.
We don't like liars here.

[Muckfoot]

What else am I going to play on whilst in the bathroom?

Besides there's a load of decent games on the IPhone (admittedly there's a lot of shit ones also).

It's especially decent for retro games; streets of rage series, final fight, the monkey island series and another world are all available for next to no money.

Saying that I don't play any of them due to Kairosoft.

[PappaDukes]

What else am I going to play on whilst in the bathroom?

ANYTHING!

Laptop
GameGear
Atari Lynx
DS
3DS
PSP
PS Vita
Speak and Spell
Gameboy
Gameboy Color
Gameboy SP

[Tarvu]

How much time do you spend in there!?

[Muckfoot]

It takes as long as it takes.

[Muckfoot]

A fair point, and quite a comprehensive list too!

Has anyone ever sat on the can with a laptop though? Playing games I mean?

It bothers me to think I might be playing PC multiplayer with someone currently taking a dump.

[PappaDukes]

Has anyone ever sat on the can with a laptop though? Playing games I mean?

Yep.

[TurboKill]

A fair point, and quite a comprehensive list too!

Has anyone ever sat on the can with a laptop though? Playing games I mean?

It bothers me to think I might be playing PC multiplayer with someone currently taking a dump.

I have on numerous occasions told people I was communicating with them on the can. Little did they know I was very serious. And after each victory I celebrated by....you guessed it: letting one go.

Also Skyrim.

That said, I don't know anything about Kairosoft as I don't have a smartphone. But if I did I would pretty much play only DrawSomething and free games until Zynga takes a shit on it all.

ANYTHING!

Laptop
GameGear
Atari Lynx
DS
3DS
PSP
PS Vita
Speak and Spell
Gameboy
Gameboy Color
Gameboy SP

Don't forget the Virtual Boy if you want to poop blood and tears.


EDIT: I was not on the can at the time of writing this.

[PappaDukes]

Don't forget the Virtual Boy if you want to poop blood and tears.

I actually had that on the list, but then I erased it quickly before posting. I just felt so dirty just typing the name.

[TurboKill]

I actually had that on the list, but then I erased it quickly before posting. I just felt so dirty just typing the name.

Fair enough. I felt pretty dirty too.

[Muckfoot]

What's the lonest you've played a video game on the toilet for then?

Mine was around half an hour, the only reason I stopped was because my girlfriend suspected that I was either masterbating or dying. I felt pretty cool telling her I was just sitting there playing Chrono Trigger.