To be fair, my brother didn't really care until ZP tried to put his dick on his neck.
Did I actually do that? I mean, I remember running my mouth a lot, and he really wanted me to put my pants back on, but I don't remember ever trying to touch him. You could tell by how tense he was and the look on his face that I would've gotten punched at the very least.
It was pretty asshole-ish of me to keep pushing the boundary like that, but it was so funny at the time. Still is funny, I just also know I was being a dick by forcing the uncomfortable subject.
You can put your dick on my neck any day of the week. Except Sunday. That's the Lord's day.
The Lord don't wanna put his dick on your neck, gimme Sundays too damn it.
Originally Posted by Gatsby
You totally did. My actual favorite part was when he said he was going to kick your ass and you just stood up and basically did a "COME AT ME, BRO" while still laughing. I was reminded of how tall you are and that's when it hit me that you might be able to beat his ass if he tried to fight you, it was awesome.