Sexy Ass Nerd Valentines That Will Get You Laid

[Beardedmick]

So we are all going to forget about February 14th. Can we post our best Valentines now so that we don't procrastinate?

For the Whovians:


And Breaking Bad:

[PappaDukes]

The only thing I know about February 14th is that it has been re-named, "SSX day".

Odd how close it is to "SEX day".

Also,

[Tarvu]

Doctor Who? No. Fuck that noise.

Breaking Bad one is great though.

[GlowBear]

The Sauron one made me gag...

[PappaDukes]

The Sauron one made me gag...

I got something else that will make you gag.

[GlowBear]

A Harry Potter one..?

[Panzadolphin56]

Sour sweeties?

[Tarvu]

A TWILIGHT ONE!?

[PappaDukes]

My penis.

But all good guesses!

[Tarvu]

Damn. Well that's your best contribution to this thread so far. I only say this because I am used to a certain quality in your posts and those cards were shite.

[PappaDukes]

I only say this because I am used to a certain quality in your posts and those cards were shite.

[Panzadolphin56]

That's more like it!

[Tarvu]

Posting pictures of transexuals won't fix this for once.

[Mix]

[JackShadow]

[bbrigg]

You should change "get you laid" to "possibly elicit a positive response"

[Sir Legendhead]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Remember that time when you paid me a hundred dollars to protect your precious little ass and you shared your drugs and your body with me as well?

Yeah. Me too. Friends don't forget friends, baby.

<3

[Sir Legendhead]

That sounds like the saddest Valentines Day ever.

All of my Valentines are sad without you, darling.

edit - seriously though, we still talk sometimes. The conversations are brief and somewhat forced, but at least she knows someone cares.

[Sir Legendhead]

Nobody cares.

You cared enough to post that.

edit - you ok man?

[Sir Legendhead]

No I didn't.

So it accidentally posted itself? Lol, dude, get some sleep.