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    destructoid Sexy Ass Nerd Valentines That Will Get You Laid

    So we are all going to forget about February 14th. Can we post our best Valentines now so that we don't procrastinate?

    For the Whovians:


    And Breaking Bad:


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    The only thing I know about February 14th is that it has been re-named, "SSX day".

    Odd how close it is to "SEX day".

    Also,












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    Doctor Who? No. Fuck that noise.

    Breaking Bad one is great though.

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    The Sauron one made me gag...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlowBear View Post
    The Sauron one made me gag...
    I got something else that will make you gag.

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    A Harry Potter one..?

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    Sour sweeties?

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    A TWILIGHT ONE!?

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    My penis.

    But all good guesses!

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    Damn. Well that's your best contribution to this thread so far. I only say this because I am used to a certain quality in your posts and those cards were shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarvu View Post
    I only say this because I am used to a certain quality in your posts and those cards were shite.

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    That's more like it!

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    Posting pictures of transexuals won't fix this for once.

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    You should change "get you laid" to "possibly elicit a positive response"

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    Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Remember that time when you paid me a hundred dollars to protect your precious little ass and you shared your drugs and your body with me as well?

    Yeah. Me too. Friends don't forget friends, baby.

    <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatsby View Post
    That sounds like the saddest Valentines Day ever.
    All of my Valentines are sad without you, darling.

    edit - seriously though, we still talk sometimes. The conversations are brief and somewhat forced, but at least she knows someone cares.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatsby View Post
    Nobody cares.
    You cared enough to post that.

    edit - you ok man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gatsby View Post
    No I didn't.
    So it accidentally posted itself? Lol, dude, get some sleep.

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