I always knew yoga was from the devil.
I was wandering round a supermarket, and I got looking at a bottle of Tabasco, and I was like "Fuck, I bet that company used to own a shit-ton of slaves," so fuck Tabasco I guess.
This guy often makes me laugh. Hurray for curation!
i only wish you sheltered children could of saw what i have but than not even religion could give you confort.
I want your Facebook to be my Facebook.
"Couldn't ask for a better man, glad God decided we should give it another try."
This coming from the the chick that cheated on my friend with the guy she's talking about. What a stupid bitch
Girl I know posts, "this sick and hurt full who the hell allow shit like this on Facebook!!" in reference to a really fucked up video, and proceeds to share said video on Facebook...
I don't know what I expected. I wish I could unsee it.
Link it or PM it dude.
Seems like it was removed from FB now.
lol at someone putting one of those on Facebook.
All of these came from the same Facebook, and the pictures I just posted in the pics thread did as well.
Saw this on FB, man I hope it's true. It was on a "Insert University Here" Confessions Page:
"So I'm gay and everyone on my floor is really accepting of it except this one girl. She is incredibly religious. One day, she got on the elevator with me and after i said "hi" proceeded to respond with "god hates f*gs" the jokes on her though because little does she know that i have been having sex with her "god fearing" boyfriend since fall semester."
EDIT: lol, DTOIDs filters just improved the quote a little bit, but I changed it for clarity.
So my buddy posted about how he can't sleep and he was having trouble turning his brain off. typical 3 am " too much caffeine, stupid brain won't turn off."
Then his mom posts this and it was hard not to giggle.
You know what quiets the devil right down?
Scotch. Just a little bit will cause that motherfucker to shut right up.