Sh*t People say on Facebook

[N7]

Why laugh at your friends awful status's when others could to? No names, just caption their status here!Just going through one person's time line.. and this is a dude I know:

that shower was amazing!!! there is only one thing right now that sounds more amazing then that......

Things happen for a reason, You cant explain it, You dont know why it happened... the only thing you can do is enjoy the moments while you have them, you dont know whats in store for tomorrow.

OMG... This sauce is smelling so good i could eat a bowl of sauce. cant wait to sit down and stuff my face with great spaghetti have people over to help me eat it and have lots of left overs for tomorrow lol

Lulz must continue. I have a few goto's on facebook when I want to laugh, they're just terrible... if you do to please share. Again no names or any identification, just the caption and perhaps a context comment of your own Also Corgis:

[TurboKill]

Tough times don't last , but tough people do. Screw your past, but don't let it screw you.

#Prison talk

- super tiqht ... && believe me, you dont wanna tlk 2 me when im like this . Feel free 2 txt me if you feel like you calm me down. Otherwise, qoodniqht. 0.o

[N7]

Hmmm I wish I could change the title now to just "Shit People say on Facebook" Mods????

We got to care for one another, be friends , and help each other out in any way , Jesus is coming very soon , we need to fast , walk more, and be a leader ,

*Facepalm*

[Revuhlooshun]

Hmm. I'm really just ehhhhhh about facebook. It's just a magnet for people to talk a lot of crap about others and the ones who start it just think they're better than everyone else. I'm probably going to delete this really soon. Those who wish to stay in contact, request my number and use it. I'm tired of reaching out to people who can't care less about maintaining a friendship.

She's still there.

[Glitchy]

Anybody going out tonight to watch Tebow & Jesus take on the Pats???

Seriously.

[Revuhlooshun]

^That guy always has the WORST statuses.

[TurboKill]

Strawberries & chocolate ♥ with law & order SVU

Second night in a row Home alone in my room >.< blahhh I need a life o_O

I wanna take SHOTS!!! I wanna drink!!!! ☆♡☆♡

^ Kids these days.

LOL, This is too good. [Links to a Dane Cook Video]

To show all is not wrong with the Facebook world (Kind of):

1. Go denver! =' )

2. Lol game ain't over till it's 0:00

3. Tebow lost his virginity to Brady tonight

[Sir Legendhead]

That's kind of terrible in its own way but w/e, I like it.

[N7]

Seriously.

That guy sounds like a real asshole.

[N7]

This is Cleveland!! not tebow Denver tebow tebow this town is not tebow it's A town that can't win an less you get a good coach , and a good gb that will lead you to the super bowl it will take the browns 3 years to be a wnning team . Bet on it . Cleveland will be champions one day . Got to believe . Tebow not The man.

^^^ This guys posts are always a treat to read, he also likes them immediatly after posting them.

[Tarvu]

Ok like 90% of these are from my Facebook.

[Glitchy]

That guy sounds like a real asshole.

He's got a cute corgi though so it mostly evens out.

Other than that, I'm staying away from this one. I could post some good shit, but I've had issues in the past with RL people stumbling upon what I've said about them on here. I learned my lesson.

Carry on.

[usedtabe]

I have a cousin who posts stupid pics(2004 old 4chan shit) and sayings with her husband and they like each other's posts and their own. It's sad. I hate facebook. Will post the next chance I get, because I have goldmines of dumb shit.

[Revuhlooshun]

Man, I wish I kept around that racist engineer who said anybody who plays video games shouldn't call themselves an adult.

Neva been da type to flawj... if i got it den i GOT IT..if i dont im tryna GET IT nigga life hard

I actually love this guy to death. He's hilarious. We used to have this thing at work where if he'd piss me off, I'd wait until some old lady came by us working and I'd say real loud: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE!?" He'd just start walking away as fast as he could. We'd just sit around at work and be assholes all day.

He'd try to flip that shit on me sometimes. "YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!?" "Nah nah, I said I don't like FAT PEOPLE."

Unless they were black and fat. Then I was fucked.

[Hector Garfria]

Yo for all these new sites compiling the worst of the worst, wheres the site that has its users upload images of horrible blocks of television?

Like today I was using comcast's TV listings thing while watching an NBA game, and some station had Kindergarten Cop on with Kindergarten Cop following it up.

Someone get on that.

[JackShadow]

I have this uncle who is VERY religious and he posts just.. overly excited cheesy posts about god...

*written under a pic of him with a baseball hat with a B on it*
"B for Boston? Naw! B for Bible..lol"

here are a few more

"Glory to the New Brorn King! JESUS CHRIST!....another wonderful CHRISTmas spent with my family"

"He was slaughtered for our sins as a lamb,only to resurrect and rule from the heavens like a lion. Praise GOD!"

"Stop telling God "Hey God, I got a Big Problem!" Instead, say "Hey Problem, I got A Big, Powerful God! You Dare?"

"I AM A ZERO WITHOUT MY HERO ===> J E S U S"

If it's not about jesus it's about football... and that's about it.

I have tons more.. time to comb my facebook page.

[Starkey]

Hmmm this makes me wonder what people of think of my statuses. I'm sure a lot of these people thought they were being clever, deep, etc. It really drives home the fallibility of perception.

[Revuhlooshun]

I think you listen to a lot of music.

That's about it.

[Starkey]

I think you listen to a lot of music.

That's about it.

I can;t poop or sleep without music... so "a lot" is an understatement.

[PinkRanger]

Not all norwegians are all that good at english you see:

Tis cumming to be so hard!

I'm bad ! I'm single ! I'm mingle !