Who the hell are you?! 2.0

[Godstar]

Fuck TOR.

I hope you get light sabered in some dark alley by a sith lord in London. My the force abandon you.

[ZombiePlatypus]

All four better people shirt owners:




Gatsbro:

[Dito]

Hello new pictures thread.

[Cataract]

From left to right: ShinOni, Me, Senisan, and Hamza

[panchromatic]

I hope you get light sabered in some dark alley by a sith lord in London. My the force abandon you.

Like BioWare abandoned KoTOR for a crappy MMO? I see the parallel.

[Tarvu]

I hope you get light sabered in some dark alley by a sith lord in London. May the force abandon you.

Like Lucasarts abandoned good Star Wars IP for shitty deals with Microsoft?

All four better people shirt owners.

I totally didn't keep up well with that thread, are they a thing that is happening yet?

[Godstar]

Like BioWare abandoned KoTOR for a crappy MMO? I see the parallel.

Come on Beccs', have you tried it? It's an MMO yeah, but it plays a lot like a single player game.

Like Lucasarts abandoned good Star Wars IP for shitty deals with Microsoft?

LOLZ?

Episode I: The Phantom Menace

• Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999) - Windows, PlayStation
• Star Wars: Episode I (1999) - Pinball
• Star Wars: Episode I – Jedi Power Battles (2000/01) - PlayStation, Dreamcast, Game Boy Advance
• Star Wars: Episode I – Battle for Naboo (2000/01) - Nintendo 64, Windows
• Star Wars: Episode I – Obi-Wan's Adventures (2000) - Game Boy Color
• Star Wars: Obi-Wan (2001) - Xbox

[edit] Episode II: Attack of the Clones

• Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002) - Game Boy Advance
• Star Wars: The New Droid Army (2002) - Game Boy Advance

[edit] Star Wars: The Clone Wars

• Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Lightsaber Duels (2008) - Wii
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Jedi Alliance (2008) - Nintendo DS
• Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Republic Heroes (2009) - Windows, PlayStation 2, Nintendo DS, PSP, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii
• Clone Wars Adventures (2010) - Windows, Mac

[edit] Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

• Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) - PlayStation 2, Game Boy Advance, Xbox, Nintendo DS
• Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Jakks Pacific TV Game
  
  • Star Wars GameKey (expansion) (2006)
  
  

[edit] Episode IV: A New Hope

• Star Wars (1983-88) - Arcade, Atari 2600, Atari 5200, Commodore 64, Atari 8-bit family, ColecoVision, BBC Micro, ZX Spectrum, Acorn Electron, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, Apple II, DOS, Macintosh, Amiga, Nintendo GameCube
• Star Wars (1987) - Famicom
• Star Wars: Attack on the Death Star (1991) - Sharp X68000
• Star Wars (1991-93) - NES, Game Boy, Sega Master System, Sega Game Gear
• Star Wars Arcade (1993/94) - Arcade, Sega 32X
• Star Wars: Trench Run (2009) - iPhone OS, Unity

[edit] Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

• Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1982) - Atari 2600, Intellivision
• Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1985/88) - Arcade, BBC Micro, Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Amstrad CPC, Amiga, Atari
• Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1992) - NES, Game Boy

[edit] Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

• Star Wars: Return of the Jedi – Death Star Battle (1983/84) - Atari 2600, Atari 8-bit family, Atari 5200, ZX Spectrum
• Star Wars: Return of the Jedi – Ewok Adventure (unreleased) - Atari 2600
• Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1984/88) - Arcade, BBC Micro, DOS, Commodore 64, ZX Spectrum, Amstrad CPC, Amiga, Atari ST

[edit] Series titles

[edit] Super Star Wars

• Super Star Wars (1992) - SNES, Virtual Console
• Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1993) - SNES, Wii Virtual Console
• Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1994/95) - SNES, Game Boy, Sega Game Gear, Wii Virtual Console

[edit] X-Wing

Main article: Star Wars: X-Wing (series)

• X-Wing (1993) - DOS, Macintosh
  
  • Imperial Pursuit (expansion) (1993)
  • B-Wing (expansion) (1993)
  • X-Wing (Collector's CD-ROM) (1994)
  
  
• TIE Fighter (1994) - DOS, Macintosh
  
  • Defender of the Empire (expansion) (1994)
  • TIE Fighter (Collector's CD-ROM) (1995)
  
  
• Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter (1997) - Windows
  
  • Balance of Power Campaigns (expansion) (1997)
  • Flight School (1998)
  
  
• X-Wing Alliance (1999) - Windows

[edit] Rebel Assault

(Rail shooter)

• Star Wars: Rebel Assault (1993) Windows, Mac, Sega CD, 3DO
• Star Wars: Rebel Assault II: The Hidden Empire (1995) Windows, PlayStation, Mac

[edit] Jedi Knight

Main article: Star Wars: Jedi Knight (series) (First-person shooter)

• Star Wars: Dark Forces (1995) MS-DOS, Mac, PlayStation
• Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II (1997) Windows
  
  • Star Wars Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith (expansion) (1998) Windows
  
  
• Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (2002) Windows, Mac, Xbox, Nintendo GameCube
• Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy (2003) Windows, Mac, Xbox

[edit] Rogue Squadron

Main article: Star Wars: Rogue Squadron (series) (Action/Space simulation)

• Star Wars: Rogue Squadron (1998) Windows, Nintendo 64
• Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader (2001) Nintendo GameCube
• Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike (2003) Nintendo GameCube

[edit] Racer

(Racing)

• Star Wars Episode I: Racer (1999) Windows, Mac, Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, Game Boy Color.
• Star Wars: Racer Arcade (2000) Arcade
• Star Wars Racer Revenge (2002) PlayStation 2

[edit] Galactic Battlegrounds

(Real-time strategy)

• Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds (2001) Windows, Mac
  
  • Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns (2002) Windows, Mac
  
  

[edit] Starfighter

(Action/Space simulation)

• Star Wars: Starfighter (2001) Windows, PlayStation 2
  
  • Star Wars: Starfighter Special Edition (2001) Xbox
  • Star Wars: Starfighter (2003) Arcade^[1]
  
  
• Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter (2002) Xbox, PlayStation 2

[edit] Galaxies

(Massively multiplayer online role-playing game)

• Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided (2003) Windows
  
  • Star Wars Galaxies: Jump to Lightspeed (2004) Windows
  • Star Wars Galaxies: Episode III Rage of the Wookiees (2005) Windows
  • Star Wars Galaxies: The Total Experience (2005) Windows
  • Star Wars Galaxies: Trials of Obi-Wan (2005) Windows
  • Star Wars Galaxies: Starter Kit (2005) Windows
  • Star Wars Galaxies: The Complete Online Adventures (2006) Windows
  
  

[edit] The Old Republic

(Role-playing game)

• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003) Windows, Xbox, Mac
• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords (2004) Windows, Xbox
• Star Wars: The Old Republic (2011) MMORPG for Windows

[edit] Battlefront

Main article: Star Wars: Battlefront (series) (First-person shooter/Third-person shooter)

• Star Wars: Battlefront (2004) PlayStation 2, Windows, Xbox, Mac
• Star Wars: Battlefront II (2005) PlayStation 2, Windows, Xbox, PlayStation Portable
• Star Wars Battlefront: Renegade Squadron (2007) PlayStation Portable
• Star Wars Battlefront: Elite Squadron (2009) PlayStation Portable, Nintendo DS

[edit] Lego Star Wars

Main article: Lego Star Wars (video game series) (Action-adventure)

• Lego Star Wars: The Video Game (2005) Windows, PlayStation 2, Xbox, Nintendo GameCube, Game Boy Advance, Mac
• Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (2006) Windows, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, Xbox, Xbox 360, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, Game Boy Advance, Mac
• Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (2007) Windows, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, Wii, Mac
• Lego Star Wars: The Quest for R2-D2 (2009) Unity^[2]
• Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars (2011) PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 3DS, Wii, PlayStation Portable, Windows

[edit] Empire at War

(Real-time strategy)

• Star Wars: Empire at War (2006) Windows, Mac OS X
  
  • Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption (expansion) (2006) Windows
    
    • Star Wars: Empire at War: Gold Pack (game and expansion package) (2007) Windows
    
    
  
  

[edit] The Force Unleashed

(Action-adventure)

• Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (2008) Windows, Mac OS, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable, Wii, Nintendo DS, iPhone OS
• Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II (2010) Windows, Wii, Nintendo DS, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, iPhone OS

Are you going to tell me that all those were great titles and that Lucas Arts didn't already have shitty IP deals with everyone before the MMO? Why is MS the target of this? Don't they have shitty deals everywhere?

[Panzadolphin56]

Super Star Wars was awesome.

That is all.

[Tarvu]

Oh shit somebody actually read a thing I wrote. Godstar, baby, *gets our drinks*, we can work through this. Come loose your juice on my knee a second...

What I meant to say was that there hasn't been a Star Wars game I could care about since 2005 and that makes me a sad panda. I mentioned Microsoft because of Star Wars Kinect, which is probably drowning in development hell because they realised that it was a terrible idea.

[Panzadolphin56]

I haven't cared about a Star Wars game since the nineties... Dark Forces, I miss you

[ZombiePlatypus]

I totally didn't keep up well with that thread, are they a thing that is happening yet?

That Forums shirt thread just kinda fizzled out. The Better People shirts we have were a totally different thing.

I just remembered that Josh Blood owns one too I think. Maybe. My memory is shit. If so it should read "Four out of five better people shirt owners".

But yeah, that was just a thing I had made for Conor, then others bought 'em so I did as well.

[Godstar]

Oh shit somebody actually read a thing I wrote. Godstar, baby, *gets our drinks*, we can work through this. Come loose your juice on my knee a second...

What I meant to say was that there hasn't been a Star Wars game I could care about since 2005 and that makes me a sad panda. I mentioned Microsoft because of Star Wars Kinect, which is probably drowning in development hell because they realised that it was a terrible idea.

Well of course there are shitty ones, but Bioware is special. You can bet my man juice on your knee on that.

[Godstar]

I haven't cared about a Star Wars game since the nineties... Dark Forces, I miss you

There are a ton of them, I just don't get where they all fit in. Like were those main universe, or prequel, or afterwards? To me the whole SW universe has become very diluted in terms of number of games and what not. I do like KOTOR though because they really put a lot of thought and effort into crafting a completely new thing that precedes Star Wars, so you don't run into too many canonical issues. However, you do with stuff like Force Unleashed.

[PappaDukes]

Hottest Chicks has a few hundred pages to go, but unfortunately we'll have to archive and restart that one as well at some point. Perhaps one day science will advance to keep up with our awesomeness. Or we'll find better designed forum software.

I want that thread when that day comes. Because reasons.

[PappaDukes]

Were you in Goa getting high and running a shack that sold deadly vietnamese style lemongrass marinated roast chicken 4 days back. You've got to be that guy!

I am the guy!

[Dito]

I haven't cared about a Star Wars game since the nineties... Dark Forces, I miss you

I dimly remember hearing a rumor of a TIE Fighter or X-Wing remake. I'd hit that.

[panchromatic]

Come on Beccs', have you tried it? It's an MMO yeah, but it plays a lot like a single player game.

The typical grind and fetch quest nature of MMOs which bores me to death aside, it's more what they've done with the Revan canon that annoys me. It's absolute crap.

Uh, pictures thread.

[Polite Gentleman]

I went to the construction site of my team's new Stadium/Arena. Pretty awesome.

[Godstar]

The typical grind and fetch quest nature of MMOs which bores me to death aside, it's more what they've done with the Revan canon that annoys me. It's absolute crap.

Wouldn't that be Obsidians fault not Bioware? They're the ones who came up with that B.S.

But yeah....this is why I hate the whole philosophy behind it.

The Jedi Order rejected emotional attachments because of their tendency to corrupt Jedi. The Jedi taught that love ultimately begat jealousy and other negative emotions that inevitably led to the dark side of the Force. But Revan objected to the Council's position on love, primarily because of his attachment to Shan and love's redemptive effect on her. Revan further antagonized the Council with his proposal to spread his idealist views to other members of the Jedi Order.^[2]

It's like love can't exist without becoming hate or evil. It's so nihilistic.

I went to the construction site of my team's new Stadium/Arena. Pretty awesome.

Are they fans of Suidoken?

[Death by Lumber]

Doesn't Aurain have a Better People shirt?