i meant *new*. Sorry.
i meant *new*. Sorry.








I thought you meant a collage of people who need crotch. That amused me.
I saw a box of crotches on the side of the road, a sign reading "free to a good home" taped to the side. Next time I'm in that neighborhood I can stop and see about snatching one for you.
































Me and the girlfriend.
Spoiler!
Spoiler!
I'm assuming the one on the left because of your avatar.
































Is that Salt and Straw?
































Eh, I've only been there once so I was kind of guessing.
I'm still a Portland newb.
Oh... Thanks google. I had no idea what you were talking about. No, that's some coffee place by Lyndsey's. Here. Have a puppy.
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Why thank you!
We really ought to hang out when you're not so busy being a baby owner and I'm not busy doing everything ever.
I'm just gonna pretend that Conor has a baby. My phone should start ringing for parental advice any moment now.
































Haha, that sure as shit isn't me! I'm never available because my schedule sucks.
Derp.
You going to the Chris NARP? I'm gonna try to.
































The fuck is the Chris NARP?