You're all too tall. Saw your legs or something.
You're all too tall. Saw your legs or something.
































PM me a link I need to read this. I've heard about it all throughout my life but was never shown/linked to it.
I am curious.
Yeah me too, I need to beat off.
I told you not to air my dirty laundry like that.
This is why I think we need couples counselling.
Therapists can't hold me down.








































Yeah but this is the internet. I'm pretty sure we could find Kimberly Jo Johnson doing actual porn if we looked hard enough.
I'm also guessing that lady's name because why would I actually know it, and my usage of "hard" in the previous sentence doesn't indicate any Freudian shit.
5 minutes into the story, "This reads like a guro hentai, those were shocking when I got internet through AOL"
































I like how the Forums have now fallen completely silent.
Has anyone actually been able to finish reading it?
I'm not reading that shit, it sounds gross. I don't have shit to do tonight, but I'll be damned if I spend my evening reading amateur snuff fan-fiction.
If it had pictures, it'd be a different story. Because I can't read.








I don't understand why anyone would want to harm the Pink Ranger. I mean, sure, I'd kill the other four just for shits and giggles. Any proper villain would. But the Pink Ranger? That's just wrong, man. Ideally you'd want to go for a Tim Curry/Mia Sara/Legend thing. The Pink Ranger would become the Scarlet Whore and just start knifing people in their ribs and shit. I would actually write that for reals if they were silly enough to trust me with the Power Rangers license.
I've been reading it on and off in between matches, its shock value plummets after a while. I'm on chapter 4, 3rd Strike online is calling my name so this will have to wait.
You were warned ;_;
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You were warned ;_;
































The last bit of it is pretty hilarious though.
NO SPOILERS
Also, I think that read is making me better at 3rd strike, look at this shit, it happened like 2 minutes ago.