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  1. #5601
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    Yeah but this is the internet. I'm pretty sure we could find Kimberly Jo Johnson doing actual porn if we looked hard enough.

    I'm also guessing that lady's name because why would I actually know it, and my usage of "hard" in the previous sentence doesn't indicate any Freudian shit.

  2. #5602
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    5 minutes into the story, "This reads like a guro hentai, those were shocking when I got internet through AOL"

  3. #5603
    I like how the Forums have now fallen completely silent.

  4. #5604
    Has anyone actually been able to finish reading it?

  5. #5605
    I'm not reading that shit, it sounds gross. I don't have shit to do tonight, but I'll be damned if I spend my evening reading amateur snuff fan-fiction.

    If it had pictures, it'd be a different story. Because I can't read.

  6. #5606
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revuhlooshun View Post
    I'm not reading that shit, it sounds gross. I don't have shit to do tonight, but I'll be damned if I spend my evening reading amateur snuff fan-fiction.
    I'm on the same page as Rev.

    Quote Originally Posted by Revuhlooshun View Post
    If it had pictures, it'd be a different story. Because I can't read.
    I'm back on a different page again.

  7. #5607
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    I don't understand why anyone would want to harm the Pink Ranger. I mean, sure, I'd kill the other four just for shits and giggles. Any proper villain would. But the Pink Ranger? That's just wrong, man. Ideally you'd want to go for a Tim Curry/Mia Sara/Legend thing. The Pink Ranger would become the Scarlet Whore and just start knifing people in their ribs and shit. I would actually write that for reals if they were silly enough to trust me with the Power Rangers license.

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    I've been reading it on and off in between matches, its shock value plummets after a while. I'm on chapter 4, 3rd Strike online is calling my name so this will have to wait.

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    You were warned ;_;

    - - - Updated - - -

    You were warned ;_;

  10. #5610
    The last bit of it is pretty hilarious though.

  11. #5611
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    NO SPOILERS

    Also, I think that read is making me better at 3rd strike, look at this shit, it happened like 2 minutes ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Bloodspray View Post
    That'll be for my reading, when I'm depressed. How much bad can I get?

  13. #5613
    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Bloodspray View Post
    Fucking hell, that's somebody's fantasy..?! That's messed up.

  14. #5614
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    Haven't read it yet but I always consider myself the Pink Ranger in the group so that should add some extra fun.

  15. #5615
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    Finished it, the ending is funny as fuck.

    Now I'm going to remember it as Usedtabe getting all that shit done to him.


  16. #5616
    Quote Originally Posted by Hector Garfria View Post
    Finished it, the ending is funny as fuck.
    Fucking told you.

    Now I'm going to remember it as Usedtabe getting all that shit done to him.

    Perfect.

  17. #5617
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    Found this while rummaging around my computer.


  18. #5618
    Nice. We need a need crotch collage.

    *EDIT*
    Holy shit your hair!

  19. #5619
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    Oh hey, there's Zombie Life Coach. I think that was his name anyway. Wonder whatever happened to that guy, not just here but with life in general. Hope everything's going well for him.

  20. #5620
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    ZLC sighting.

    Quote Originally Posted by digtastik View Post
    Nice. We need a need crotch collage.
    We have a crotch collage.

 

 

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