Who the hell are you?! 2.0

[ZombiePlatypus]

I can respect that.

Respectfully.

[GlowBear]

Your abundant respect towards me if making me hot and bothered!

[ZombiePlatypus]

It's what I do.

[Mighty Hatman]

I was just posting my old avatar because ZP mentioned Jones Sr, lol. The fact that you said fashion disaster shows how awful you are and how much you must care about what other people think of how you look. I feel sorry for you.

[Victor]

Go Sam. Wear your hats proudly.

[Mighty Hatman]

Because caring about how you present yourself is totally a pitiable trait. Well, if not looking like shit is sad then you are truly the most inspiring person in all of Destructoid. I'll contemplate that pity real hard while you're wondering why you keep hearing giggling around you whenever you're in public.

Sounds better than just just worrying about people judging your appearance, which they'll do either way.

[Tarvu]

Because caring about how you present yourself is totally a pitiable trait. Well, if not looking like shit is sad then you are truly the most inspiring person in all of Destructoid. I'll contemplate that pity real hard while you're wondering why you keep hearing giggling around you whenever you're in public.

Hatman is pretty inspiring to me because he isn't a jaded asshole like pretty much eveybody on here is in some way.

[JJMccallum]

At least Sam is liked.

[Victor]

I like Sam. I'd like him more if I knew him.

[Steven Hansen]

Hatsby.

[Changston]

I think the hat looks okay, but not great. Pretty much the definition of mediocre. I think you look better in the newsie hat, but that's also because you're 12.



Hey it's a much delayed picture of me from my friend's Halloween party on her bad iPhone camera but I like it. It's a goodwill version of Gene Kelly from Singin in the Rain.

[Changston]

I'm also pretty sure I'm wearing a child's vest.

[grunchk1n]

i'm in love with you chang kelly

[Mighty Hatman]

Except one could be for the better and one could be for the worse, and with you and your shitty non-matching hats, it will always be the worst. One day you'll grow up and realize that dressing like a 4 year old isn't acceptable.

If anything I'll care less when I get older because I won't have time for that shit.

[Panzadolphin56]

I like Sam. I'd like him more if I knew him.

Yeah, he's good people.

If anything I'll care less when I get older because I won't have time for that shit.

Somehow that sounds so familiar...

[GlowBear]

I swear you all have a hat fetish.

[Edd Strid]

I wish the Goofy hat I got at Disney World 16 years ago still fit. Damn my small child head at the time.

I've become accustomed to wearing a bandana. For some reason it gives people the urge to either call you a pirate or say you're going for the Sons of Anarchy look. I'm a letdown when I say nope, it's just for comfort. Even more frustrating to them when I say I've never seen Sons.

[ClownBaby]

Props to Glow for backing up my claim that 90% of people can't pull off that look. Those hats looking good on somebody is a rarity.

Changarang, the best part of that picture is how genuinely happy you look. Good times.

[GlowBear]

Seriously....y'all were cheated on by fedora hats at one point weren't you?

[ClownBaby]

Fedora hats just look like shit on almost everybody. The few people who they look good on, they look REALLY fucking good on. Like "You wear that, always, you sexy bitch" good.

But for everybody else? It's like the hat version of wearing an Affliction shirt. You think it's awesome and looks great, but it's not...and it doesn't.