You look so pretty when y'all natural and don't plaster yourself in make up!
You look so pretty when y'all natural and don't plaster yourself in make up!
The beautician I go to doesn't say that...
Then he's a bitch!
Ooo, catty!


















Yes you do.
Spoiler!
Are we allowed to post porn here now?
That's not porn. It's art.
*classy porn


















Who's the woman beneath you that took it?
I am that woman.
You should have heard my sultry, hungover, raspy croak of a voice that morning.
Schexy doesn't even come close.


















I was a cripple that week, Ali obviously took advantage.
Yeah, fucking slick. Nice family ya got there, too.