TEAM CHLOE OR GTFO
Chloe was the Farscape lady, right?
Im not as hot as chloe though...
Why choose between Chloe or Elena when we can have both?
Speaking of me looking like someone else... today I heard for the 5th time that I look like Robert 'Glitter' Pattinson.
Still trying to figure out wether this is a good thing or not (this girl said she finds him handsome, so I guess it's a 'good' thing).
(I prefer the Nathan Drake comparison, honestly)
Some days he looks a'ite, but the Nathan Drake comparison is loads better.
So a non-Dtoid friend texts me the other day and asks me for an "Official Jon Bloodspray quote". He wanted something badass or dark. So I made some shit up, and then he emails me this:
Because he was bored at work.
This makes me so much better than Gyrael.
Haha oh my god.
The Walking Dtoidead.
i'm having pimple issues that requires a snoopy bandage
Zombie Bloodspray and zombUsed should team up. Someone with photoshop skills make this happen please.
EDIT: Fuck that, everyone should zombify themselves and do a zombie-collage.
i already zombified you used
I know, I was saying make a team-up pic.
i know what you were saying
and i said that i made you a zombie pic
She's been mixing her blood into your food to turn you into a zombie.