Me on a better day:
Chloe was the Farscape lady, right?
Why choose between Chloe or Elena when we can have both?
Speaking of me looking like someone else... today I heard for the 5th time that I look like Robert 'Glitter' Pattinson.
Still trying to figure out wether this is a good thing or not (this girl said she finds him handsome, so I guess it's a 'good' thing).
(I prefer the Nathan Drake comparison, honestly)
Some days he looks a'ite, but the Nathan Drake comparison is loads better.
So a non-Dtoid friend texts me the other day and asks me for an "Official Jon Bloodspray quote". He wanted something badass or dark. So I made some shit up, and then he emails me this:
Because he was bored at work.
This makes me so much better than Gyrael.
i'm having pimple issues that requires a snoopy bandage
Zombie Bloodspray and zombUsed should team up. Someone with photoshop skills make this happen please.
EDIT: Fuck that, everyone should zombify themselves and do a zombie-collage.
i already zombified you used
I know, I was saying make a team-up pic.
i know what you were saying
and i said that i made you a zombie pic