GOTTA GO FAST.
Alright, check it. So this game is basically like Quidditch from those whack ass Harry Potter movie/book/stuff but without the gay wizards and they added a bunch of fucking jetpacks and lasers and explosions that would totally make your ex bitch mad jelly. You go around and like ice ski with NASCAR top speeds doing sick ass road tricks and flippin hood signs to your bros while blasting any dude who looks you in the eye with a shitty attitude. Theys got like 90 different classes or whatever, but only real men use soldiers anyway. If you use the ranger, I'll call you a babby gurrrl because you deserve it.
Anyway so this game is legit as fuck, and you should be playing it right now. Beta keys are being pissed out the ying yang so grab one while you can.
You can find them all over the place, you can probably find one in your room if you looked hard enough. Seriously, I thought I saw one under a rock when I was walking home from Subway, which sucked assholes btw.
Anyway, heres a list of bros who hold all the swag and lemons playing this game right now:
-Gobun (Me)
-Restukage (BFF4LYFE)
-TheOnlyRemedy (seriously legit,gave some free codes away n shit. Probably has goku hair)
-MightyHatMan (hes got like hats made of felt and they smell like fog and sadness)
-Tarvu (this british guy who got sick from drinking tea, who does that?)
Get on this shit.
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