Just finished making a 6-layer rainbow cake with whipped vanilla frosting and coconut pecan in the layers.
Photos coming in the next few hours.
So basically me and one of my coworkers decided to make a rainbow cake by taking two boxes of mix and then just dying them in 6 separate pans.
The outside is whipped vanilla, the layers in between are coconut pecan.
For real. I don't know how you get much gayer than this. I've pretty much reached the mountain top bros.
I hope those food dyes didn't come from China
I can literally taste the gayness from here.
Is everyone doing the usual turkey with the trimmings feast for Christmas or is anyone gonna spice things up, maybe have a stuffed whale with a side of child?
A puppy stuffed in a child stuffed in a dolphin. Deep fat fried and covered in chocolate.
(Probably Turkey, I just hope for kilted sausages and a delicious array of vegetables.)
I imagine I'll be having turkey.
Nothing too exciting.
Whatevs. I'm not cooking! Just throw it in my mouth and let my taste buds do the worrying...
I don't see how any of that implies wealth, just gotta get creative with some of the ingredients. Like, feloniously creative.
I posted this on Facebook, but it deserves a mention here. If you have never had this before, you're a loser and you fail at everything.
My house smells wonderful. Why? Because I am slowly caramelizing red onions in olive oil and balsamic vinegar. It takes 30 minutes to do on the stove and it's 100% worth the wait.
Fuck yeah the timer just went off, I can go eat these now.
I carmalize everything. Nothing is safe. NOTHING.