Nom nom, glug glug: Food&Drink Appreciation Thread

[N7]

I don't cook typically outside trays of chicken, I eat shit with my hands or inappropriately out of the container. My breakfast is instant oats torn wrapper and dumped into my mouth.... ***Drinks Water*** Carbs done. I then do the same thing with Protein powder.

I'm strange, I randomly got the Double down badge at Blood Sprays NARP by wrapping my lips around two beef patties and cheese with no bread bare handed. Fuck cleaning dishes that's for the birds, barbarian feasting ftw.

[Tarvu]

Do it using delicious food that you bake.

[GlowBear]

Before the explanation, I thought double down was some sort of sex act. I was willing to do it for the badge though v_v

[Tarvu]

Kinky. I did try looking it up or urban dictionary, and almost every definition on the first page is sexual.

[The Virgin Queen]

I cook every meal from scratch and bake a metric-fuck-tonne of yummy sweet goods all the time. I'm just a fatty boombatty basically.

[N7]

Before the explanation, I thought double down was some sort of sex act. I was willing to do it for the badge though v_v

Reading my Version probably isn't helping things.

[Tarvu]

I cook every meal from scratch and bake a metric-fuck-tonne of yummy sweet goods all the time. I'm just a fatty boombatty basically.

THEN DOUBLE DOWN.

[GlowBear]

Kinky. I did try looking it up or urban dictionary, and almost every definition on the first page is sexual.

Reading my Version probably isn't helping things.

THEN DOUBLE DOWN.

*grabs a dildo and a bag of skittles*
What have I become!!!

I cook every meal from scratch and bake a metric-fuck-tonne of yummy sweet goods all the time. I'm just a fatty boombatty basically.

Oooh tell us more. Show us more!

[The Virgin Queen]

Oooh tell us more. Show us more!

I think there's a few photos in the Cooking Thread.

[GlowBear]

....so a cooking thread does exist?
Darnation.

[Tarvu]

Gorram noob.

*grabs a dildo and a bag of skittles*
What have I become!!!

[GlowBear]

*whistles*

Today I'm making steak! Well not making a steak...y'know. I picked up a lovely rump on discount, peppered that baby up, with a dash of paprika and hopefully the over-night marination treatment will have made is tasty tasty.
Can't decide yet what to have on the side.

[Tarvu]

More Steak.

[The Virgin Queen]

More Steak.

^ This.

[GlowBear]

I'm in the company of geniuses!

[Tarvu]

Have one of every type of steak ever.

With an egg on top.

[The Virgin Queen]

Have one of every type of steak ever.

With an egg on top.

Fuck egg, shred some steak as a topping.

[Tarvu]

That's called brown salad.

[The Virgin Queen]

That's called brown salad.

It's called fucking delicious.

[Tarvu]

Hey, that crown wasn't there before.