First World Problems

[bbrigg]

You should try the basil and tomato wheat thins. theyre gooder than fuck

[ZombiePlatypus]

Forgot my wallet and pen when leaving the house this morning, but remembered my phone and iPod.

[thatapguy]

I don't have a dishwasher. It's the worst.

[ZombiePlatypus]

I have a dishwasher. I never use it.

Never trust a machine.

[usedtabe]

I don't have a dishwasher. It's the worst.

Liar. There's a cute one in your avatar.

[PappaDukes]

Liar. There's a cute one in your avatar.

Men; am I right, ladies??

[thatapguy]

Liar. There's a cute one in your avatar.

Dexbonus / Dodger Leigh. Google it, fellas.
She is so legit, it's amaze-ballz.

[djnealb]

My new house has a huge living room with a really large space that could easily fit a 60+ inch tv in it. We've also placed our couch much farther back from the tv than we ever could in our old apartment. The problem is that our tv is only 40 inches. No joke, it is dwarfed by both the space and the distance from the tv. Its actually at the point where it is uncomfortable for me to play games on it because I always find myself squinting whenever I need to read something. Now I'm playing more games on my PC since I can sit close to the monitor and see comfortably. I can't wait till I can afford a much larger tv so that I can start playing console games comfortably again.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Lady at work is doing a spreadsheet with columns coded to different colors going blue, yellow, red, green and the purple. I think minor OCD might be flaring or something because I *really* want to "fix" the columns so they're in proper Roy G. Biv order.

[PappaDukes]

OR, orrrrr.....you could just stab her in the face, and wear her skin as clothing.

[TurboKill]

Need to poop, gots no time.

[PappaDukes]

This is an actual email that just came in from one of our developers:

I'm an idiot and apparently left my sunroof open yesterday and it snowed in my car and the dang thing will not close now. Anyone have any ideas??

Sent from my iPhone


#FirstWorldProblems

[djnealb]

OR, orrrrr.....you could just stab her in the face, and wear her skin as clothing.

This should be a legitimate option for ANY problem that involves another human being.

[TurboKill]

Guest professor who is an expert on sexual behaviors and involvement comes in to give a presentation.

She's not hot.