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Thread: First World Problems

  1. #581
    I am eating healthily by choice, denying 3 times fried take away food. I am disgusted in myself. Who am I anymore.

  2. #582
    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,950 posts since Jul 2007

    You're a terrible person.



    In other news, I can't decide if I want to stay at this weight for a while so I don't have to keep buying smaller jeans or keep losing pounds.

  3. #583

  4. #584
    Belts fray very quickly if you don't adjust the right size immediately.

    In other news, I have now found a guy that I think will do but isn't as good as the guy that will be moving to dallas for six months and would be silly to try and say "oh hey do you want to do a long distance relationship even though we only known each other for about 3 months"

  5. #585
    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,950 posts since Jul 2007

    I hate belts. I can only tolerate them when I dress up.

  6. #586
    I'm in the Bbrigg boat. They're annoying and I only wear 'em when necessary.

  7. #587
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by bbrigg View Post
    I hate belts. I can only tolerate them when I dress up.
    SUSPENDERS!

  8. #588
    bbrigg's Avatar
    8,950 posts since Jul 2007

    What a goddamn good idea. Obviously rainbows or ninja turtles suspenders.

  9. #589
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by bbrigg View Post
    Obviously rainbows
    I had the Mork (Mork and Mindy) suspenders when I was a kid and they were rainbow colored. I miss those suspenders.

  10. #590
    There's too many balls...of lettuce in my life.

  11. #591
    My arms are too long for the sleeves of this off-the-shelf shirt.

    Most off-the-shelf shirts.

  12. #592
    Off-the-shelf regular store or Big-n-Tall joint? If it's a regular place you're just asking for it. That's like me shopping in the boys section.

  13. #593
    BadStar's Avatar
    2,771 posts since Nov 2008

    I buy most of my shirts from the kids' section at thrift stores.

  14. #594
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    All the bitches want my D. How do I make myself less attractive??

  15. #595
    You don't. You endure giving em their vitamin.

  16. #596

    22,144 posts since Oct 2009
    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    All the bitches want my D. How do I make myself less attractive??
    Eat more.

  17. #597
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    Eat more.
    Well I did eat my fair share of pussy this morning. I hope that counts.

  18. #598
    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Well I did eat my fair share of pussy this morning. I hope that counts.
    Pix or it didn't oh wait nevermind.

  19. #599
    PappaDukes's Avatar
    13,535 posts since Mar 2007

    BAHAHAHAHA! Probably not the best move to make on the first date. You have to ease your way into the "taking pictures of her genitals" phase.

  20. #600
    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    BAHAHAHAHA! Probably not the best move to make on the first date. You have to ease your way into the "taking pictures of her genitals" phase.
    I really just meant that I didn't want to see your face in it.

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