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  1. 01-15-2013, 09:55 AM #581
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    I am eating healthily by choice, denying 3 times fried take away food. I am disgusted in myself. Who am I anymore.
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  2. 01-15-2013, 01:30 PM #582
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    You're a terrible person.



    In other news, I can't decide if I want to stay at this weight for a while so I don't have to keep buying smaller jeans or keep losing pounds.
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  3. 01-16-2013, 01:10 AM #583
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    Compromise: get a belt.
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  4. 01-16-2013, 11:31 PM #584
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    Belts fray very quickly if you don't adjust the right size immediately.

    In other news, I have now found a guy that I think will do but isn't as good as the guy that will be moving to dallas for six months and would be silly to try and say "oh hey do you want to do a long distance relationship even though we only known each other for about 3 months"
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  5. 01-17-2013, 09:53 AM #585
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    I hate belts. I can only tolerate them when I dress up.
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  6. 01-17-2013, 10:10 AM #586
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    I'm in the Bbrigg boat. They're annoying and I only wear 'em when necessary.
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  7. 01-17-2013, 10:12 AM #587
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbrigg View Post
    I hate belts. I can only tolerate them when I dress up.
    SUSPENDERS!
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  8. 01-17-2013, 10:21 AM #588
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    What a goddamn good idea. Obviously rainbows or ninja turtles suspenders.
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  9. 01-17-2013, 11:09 AM #589
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbrigg View Post
    Obviously rainbows
    I had the Mork (Mork and Mindy) suspenders when I was a kid and they were rainbow colored. I miss those suspenders.
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  10. 01-18-2013, 05:39 AM #590
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    There's too many balls...of lettuce in my life.
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  11. 01-18-2013, 08:09 AM #591
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    My arms are too long for the sleeves of this off-the-shelf shirt.

    Most off-the-shelf shirts.
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  12. 01-18-2013, 09:33 AM #592
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    Off-the-shelf regular store or Big-n-Tall joint? If it's a regular place you're just asking for it. That's like me shopping in the boys section.
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  13. 01-18-2013, 12:57 PM #593
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    I buy most of my shirts from the kids' section at thrift stores.
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  14. 01-18-2013, 01:04 PM #594
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    All the bitches want my D. How do I make myself less attractive??
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    You don't. You endure giving em their vitamin.
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  16. 01-18-2013, 01:24 PM #596
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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    All the bitches want my D. How do I make myself less attractive??
    Eat more.
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  17. 01-18-2013, 01:26 PM #597
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Legendhead View Post
    Eat more.
    Well I did eat my fair share of pussy this morning. I hope that counts.
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  18. 01-18-2013, 02:00 PM #598
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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Well I did eat my fair share of pussy this morning. I hope that counts.
    Pix or it didn't oh wait nevermind.
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  19. 01-18-2013, 02:09 PM #599
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    BAHAHAHAHA! Probably not the best move to make on the first date. You have to ease your way into the "taking pictures of her genitals" phase.
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  20. 01-18-2013, 03:11 PM #600
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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    BAHAHAHAHA! Probably not the best move to make on the first date. You have to ease your way into the "taking pictures of her genitals" phase.
    I really just meant that I didn't want to see your face in it.
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