First World Problems

[Gorilla Gravy]

I left off the part about how they just want a sloppy bottom they can tag-team and I'm usually far too constipated to bottom.

[PappaDukes]

Oh, yeah, well then.

[Mighty Hatman]

All week I've forgotten about the advent calendar I was given, now I've got several days of chocolate to catch up on.

Oh shit you reminded me I have one.

You two are the worst. Having to catch up on chocolate is the best thing ever but forgetting the calendar is just mean.

[ZombiePlatypus]

You're going to hate me, but I forgot about it again and had to eat three pieces of chocolate yesterday as well.

[Mighty Hatman]

I look forward to each delicious piece of Milkyway chocolate.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Just noticed that I accidentally ordered two of something on Amazon somehow. Don't know how that happened. Having to return stuff through the mail is a bummer, especially considering the season and how post offices are.

[PappaDukes]

Who needs two dildos anyways? That's just ridiculous.

[noobspoon]

Who doesn't need two dildo's?

[Panzadolphin56]

Pappa?

[PappaDukes]

No, no. I was referring to ZP accidentally ordering two dildos. I have like 12 dildos. I love dildos.

[Panzadolphin56]

Pappa? ZP?

No worries.

[Zodiac Eclipse]

So sleepy, but I want to finish my drink. Life is so hard!

[GlowBear]

Who needs two dildos anyways? That's just ridiculous.

Well

Who doesn't need two dildo's?

They have their multi-tasking uses.

[Hector Garfria]

Fucking Amazon's "1-click Default Address" sent my last two purchases to my old address. Now I gotta go there tomorrow and hope to god that lazy ass manager is around.

EDIT: You know what fuck that, I just called amazon customer service and they got me one of my orders refunded and an identical order I made over the phone is coming with 3 day shipping, with shipping fees waived. One order that was delivered by USPS was from a "vendor" so I'll just have to hope they can look into their corporate heart and refund/ship me a replacement.

[GlowBear]

And some complimentary dildos right?

[Hector Garfria]

They fucking better, I'm still on the lookout for the ultra deluxe "ANAL RAIDER" edition only available for a limited time when customer service is called.

[Mighty Hatman]

I'll just have to hope they can look into their corporate heart and refund/ship me a replacement.

They probably will. Amazon are pretty awesome with their customer service considering how big they are.

[Bec]

I want to have sex with someone I most definitely cant have sex with. life is hard

[Jon Bloodspray]

So the idea that I'd like to have sex with you is a first world problem now?

What's sex like again?




Oh god I'm so lonely.

[Changston]

They probably will. Amazon are pretty awesome with their customer service considering how big they are.

I'm actually a little miffed at Amazon. They accidentally shipped me 3 chromebooks instead of the 1 I ordered and when I asked them what I should do, they said I should return them. No holiday spirit, especially in light of what Best Buy did with the lady who got 5 iPads. They didn't even offer me an extension on Amazon Prime or anything.

I feel like I should complain, but then I realized that I really don't deserve any benefits from this accident.