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    I left off the part about how they just want a sloppy bottom they can tag-team and I'm usually far too constipated to bottom.

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    Oh, yeah, well then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombiePlatypus View Post
    All week I've forgotten about the advent calendar I was given, now I've got several days of chocolate to catch up on.
    Quote Originally Posted by noobspoon View Post
    Oh shit you reminded me I have one.
    You two are the worst. Having to catch up on chocolate is the best thing ever but forgetting the calendar is just mean.

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    You're going to hate me, but I forgot about it again and had to eat three pieces of chocolate yesterday as well.

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    I look forward to each delicious piece of Milkyway chocolate.

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    Just noticed that I accidentally ordered two of something on Amazon somehow. Don't know how that happened. Having to return stuff through the mail is a bummer, especially considering the season and how post offices are.

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    Who needs two dildos anyways? That's just ridiculous.

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    Who doesn't need two dildo's?

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    Pappa?

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    No, no. I was referring to ZP accidentally ordering two dildos. I have like 12 dildos. I love dildos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzadolphin56 View Post
    Pappa? ZP?
    No worries.

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    So sleepy, but I want to finish my drink. Life is so hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PappaDukes View Post
    Who needs two dildos anyways? That's just ridiculous.
    Well
    Quote Originally Posted by noobspoon View Post
    Who doesn't need two dildo's?
    They have their multi-tasking uses.

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    Fucking Amazon's "1-click Default Address" sent my last two purchases to my old address. Now I gotta go there tomorrow and hope to god that lazy ass manager is around.

    EDIT: You know what fuck that, I just called amazon customer service and they got me one of my orders refunded and an identical order I made over the phone is coming with 3 day shipping, with shipping fees waived. One order that was delivered by USPS was from a "vendor" so I'll just have to hope they can look into their corporate heart and refund/ship me a replacement.
    Last edited by Hector Garfria; 12-29-2012 at 03:26 AM.

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    And some complimentary dildos right?

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    They fucking better, I'm still on the lookout for the ultra deluxe "ANAL RAIDER" edition only available for a limited time when customer service is called.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector Garfria View Post
    I'll just have to hope they can look into their corporate heart and refund/ship me a replacement.
    They probably will. Amazon are pretty awesome with their customer service considering how big they are.

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    I want to have sex with someone I most definitely cant have sex with. life is hard

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    So the idea that I'd like to have sex with you is a first world problem now?

    What's sex like again?




    Oh god I'm so lonely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mighty Hatman View Post
    They probably will. Amazon are pretty awesome with their customer service considering how big they are.
    I'm actually a little miffed at Amazon. They accidentally shipped me 3 chromebooks instead of the 1 I ordered and when I asked them what I should do, they said I should return them. No holiday spirit, especially in light of what Best Buy did with the lady who got 5 iPads. They didn't even offer me an extension on Amazon Prime or anything.

    I feel like I should complain, but then I realized that I really don't deserve any benefits from this accident.

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