12-18-2012, 02:35 PM
I left off the part about how they just want a sloppy bottom they can tag-team and I'm usually far too constipated to bottom.
12-18-2012, 02:39 PM
12-18-2012, 04:30 PM
Originally Posted by ZombiePlatypus
You two are the worst. Having to catch up on chocolate is the best thing ever but forgetting the calendar is just mean.
Originally Posted by noobspoon
12-18-2012, 04:38 PM
You're going to hate me, but I forgot about it again and had to eat three pieces of chocolate yesterday as well.
12-18-2012, 04:44 PM
I look forward to each delicious piece of Milkyway chocolate.
12-20-2012, 10:00 PM
Just noticed that I accidentally ordered two of something on Amazon somehow. Don't know how that happened. Having to return stuff through the mail is a bummer, especially considering the season and how post offices are.
12-21-2012, 02:19 PM
Who needs two dildos anyways? That's just ridiculous.
12-21-2012, 02:20 PM
Who doesn't need two dildo's?
12-21-2012, 02:22 PM
12-21-2012, 02:23 PM
No, no. I was referring to ZP accidentally ordering two dildos. I have like 12 dildos. I love dildos.
12-21-2012, 02:25 PM
Originally Posted by Panzadolphin56
12-23-2012, 01:38 AM
So sleepy, but I want to finish my drink. Life is so hard!
12-23-2012, 05:36 AM
Originally Posted by PappaDukes
They have their multi-tasking uses.
Originally Posted by noobspoon
12-29-2012, 02:14 AM
Fucking Amazon's "1-click Default Address" sent my last two purchases to my old address. Now I gotta go there tomorrow and hope to god that lazy ass manager is around.
EDIT: You know what fuck that, I just called amazon customer service and they got me one of my orders refunded and an identical order I made over the phone is coming with 3 day shipping, with shipping fees waived. One order that was delivered by USPS was from a "vendor" so I'll just have to hope they can look into their corporate heart and refund/ship me a replacement.
Last edited by Hector Garfria; 12-29-2012 at 03:26 AM.
12-29-2012, 07:52 AM
And some complimentary dildos right?
12-29-2012, 10:44 AM
They fucking better, I'm still on the lookout for the ultra deluxe "ANAL RAIDER" edition only available for a limited time when customer service is called.
12-29-2012, 11:40 AM
They probably will. Amazon are pretty awesome with their customer service considering how big they are.
Originally Posted by Hector Garfria
12-30-2012, 08:34 AM
I want to have sex with someone I most definitely cant have sex with. life is hard
12-30-2012, 08:39 AM
So the idea that I'd like to have sex with you is a first world problem now?
What's sex like again?
Oh god I'm so lonely.
12-30-2012, 11:24 AM
I'm actually a little miffed at Amazon. They accidentally shipped me 3 chromebooks instead of the 1 I ordered and when I asked them what I should do, they said I should return them. No holiday spirit, especially in light of what Best Buy did with the lady who got 5 iPads. They didn't even offer me an extension on Amazon Prime or anything.
Originally Posted by Mighty Hatman
I feel like I should complain, but then I realized that I really don't deserve any benefits from this accident.