First World Problems

[Sir Legendhead]

Sometimes I get the feeling that everything I post online sounds snarky whether I actually meant it that way or not.

down with fwp, yeah you know me, who's down with fwp, every last homie

[ZombiePlatypus]

I just want to take my pants off.

[Edd Strid]

I just want to take my pants off.

Coincidence, I want to take your pants off too.

[Tiq]

My dog wont stop fucking staring at me from across the room.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Brandi Carlile is on Conan tonight but I don't have cable.

[Artful-dodgeR]

Sounds like a porn star name.

Google disappointed me.

[Sir Legendhead]

[ZombiePlatypus]

All week I've forgotten about the advent calendar I was given, now I've got several days of chocolate to catch up on.

[noobspoon]

All week I've forgotten about the advent calendar I was given, now I've got several days of chocolate to catch up on.

Oh shit you reminded me I have one.

[PappaDukes]

The latest iTunes update scares me so now I can't listen to music.

[Mirage of Excellence]

I don't have time to play video games because I have so much movies, tv-shows and internet shows to watch. Such a drag!

[Sir Legendhead]

ZP's Jesus Music thread won't load on my computer and I had to listen to Hand of the Almighty on my Xbox! You darned Christians and your willynilly hoodoo!

shakes fist

However the sound is much better that way. I've listened to it several times already and haven't gotten tired of it yet.

[ZombiePlatypus]

It's a pretty wonderful song. I caught it at the end of a bizarre little movie I was watching and felt like sharing.

[Sir Legendhead]

I...you know I wasn't being sarcastic that time right? I really did like the song.

The "willynilly hoodoo" thing was a joke but yeah, the song is awesome.

[ZombiePlatypus]

Yeah, I know. I was agreeing.

[Sir Legendhead]

Cool.

[PappaDukes]

Get a room, you two.

[ZombiePlatypus]

I will fuck you in your dick, Dukes. Right inside of your dick.

[Gorilla Gravy]

The only offers for sex I get are from couples wanting a threeway.

[PappaDukes]

The only offers for sex I get are from couples wanting a threeway.

Now that's a first world problem I can live with!