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[Artful-dodgeR]

​Throw grenade at Dexter

[ClownBaby]

All zones off limits. Everybody explodes.


(I see we're just waiting on Byron yes? I'm headed to band practice and then work later so I'll be back in the morning. ZZZZZ and all that.)

[Dexter345]

All zones off limits. Everybody explodes.


(I see we're just waiting on Byron yes? I'm headed to band practice and then work later so I'll be back in the morning. ZZZZZ and all that.)

Well actually, we're waiting on the night time roles I believe.

[ClownBaby]

Well actually, we're waiting on the night time roles I believe.

Byron was waiting on me, but no official night time post was made. Of course we could assume it's night and there was no lynch and no sheriff based on the voting stuff.

[Byronic Man]

Sorry for the delay, I didn't really get a chance to return to this thread since my last post yesterday. I'll try to be more attentive in future.

Votes to Lynch:

1. Zombie Platypus
2. Usedtabe - Abstain
3. Artful-dodgeR - Jdawg
4. Muckfoot - Abstain
5. Mighty Hatman
6. ClownBaby - Abstain
7. Bizarro - Abstain
8. Dexter - Jdawg
9. FromTheRiver - Abstain
10. Jdawg1989 - Dexter
11. Bleep - Jdawg

Abstain = 5
Jdawg = 3
Dexter = 1


Votes for Sheriff:

1. Zombie Platypus
2. Usedtabe - Abstain
3. Artful-dodgeR - Abstain
4. Muckfoot - Abstain
5. Mighty Hatman
6. ClownBaby -
7. Bizarro - Abstain
8. Dexter - Artful
9. FromTheRiver - Abstain
10. Jdawg1989 - Jdawg
11. Bleep - Dexter

No Sheriff = 6
Dexter = 1
Jdawg = 1
Artful = 1


No lynching today.

No Sheriff today.


One by one, the villagers were starting to realise that something was wrong in their normally-sleepy town. Maybe it was the sudden appearance of all those dead bodies but it was beginning to feel less safe around these parts. Some attributed this atmosphere to the new kid, others cautioned against acting rashly. At the end of the day, the village as a whole decided to adopt a wait-and-see approach, and everyone collectively retired for the evening, hoping that the coming night would prove as decidedly unlethal as the day just past.


The second day is over.

It is now the Night phase.


Anybody with a nighttime role, you know what to do.

[Dexter345]

~snoooooooooooooooooooore~

[Muckfoot]

~snoooooooooooooooooooore~

I feel like we're back on the island...

[Byronic Man]

The village slept poorly and when morning came everyone shuffled out into the street, afraid of what may be lying in wait. They had no way of expecting the horrible treat in store for them. As a crowd gathered round the marketplace in the early sun, cries of disdain lured over more and more of the prying neighbourhood. There, against the window of the town's only fishmonger, rested a grotesque message for all to see:
"No fish in stock."


Everybody is comparatively OK.


It is the third day.


Player list:

1. Zombie Platypus
2. Usedtabe
3. Artful-dodgeR
4. Muckfoot
5. Mighty Hatman
6. ClownBaby
7. Bizarro
8. Dexter
9. FromTheRiver
10. Jdawg1989
11. Bleep

[ClownBaby]

WHAT THE FUCK.

No fish? Damn it.

[usedtabe]

"Looks like the work of a trickster or a witch Sam"

[Dexter345]

Honestly, I was wondering why the Witch hadn't used his saving potion yet. I have some hypotheses, but no concrete evidence to support any of them.

Can we get a list of who is left? I'm dumb, the list is right there in Byronic's post. I feel like we need to start lynching people pronto or the Werewolves will gain a lead that we won't be able to recover from.

Presumably, at this point, the Seer has seen three people, or he's dead. The worst case scenario is that he's dead; second worst is that he chose to see Hatman and ZombiePlatypus. In that case, he still at least knows one person's loyalty right now.

And how about that Little Girl? Unless one of the dead people is the Little Girl, then she may have some night time information to share with us. We need to get talking, people, or we're dead. I, unfortunately, can't help with anything since I'm just a plain Jane vanilla Villager. Totally.

[Dexter345]

So, there are nine of us left, with three Werewolves, I believe.

If we lynch somebody today, and he is a Villager, then the Werewolves kill tonight, we'll be down to 7 players, 3 Werewolves. Essentially, we'll have to play perfectly from that point on in order to win.

If we lynch somebody today, and he is a Villager, then the Werewolves kill tonight, and they kill the Lovers, then we'll be down to 6 players, 3 Werewolves. We will have lost at that point.

If we lynch somebody today, and he is a Werewolf, then the Werewolves kill tonight, we'll be down to 7 players with 2 Werewolves, which is decent shape.

If we don't lynch anybody today, we'll be down to 8 players, 3 Werewolves, which means we'll have to start lynching the next day, because hitting the Lovers would end it for us.

Basically, any way I look at it, we're in bad shape right now unless we can find ourselves a Werewolf. We can ensure we live to see another day (well, all but 1-2 of us, I guess) by abstaining today, but then we'll be in a crunch to lynch Werewolves once per day until this is over.

The Witch still has his killing potion, and the Witch is necessarily alive. So that's something that could be going for us. The Vigilante hasn't been killed yet either, or we'd know it. Basically, we definitely have a lot of roles who can kill people. It is probably not smart to use those unless you have a good reason to suspect somebody of being a Werewolf.

[ClownBaby]

Definitely not, because WE could end up killing the lovers ourselves.

Making this fairly quick, but I have nothing role-wise to share. My band has a show tonight that I'm leaving for in about an hour, won't be back until fairly late.

For now I'm going to do a pre-emptive No lynch and because I feel we need one now and he's the "lead planner" at this moment, Dex for Sheriff

Any of these might change, but don't wanna have me holding it up while I'm gone all night.

[Bleep]

Hello my fellow villagers has anyone any fish? No? Oh bother...


I have important news

First off I'd like to say its been a pleasure playing this game of werewolf with all of you. I have a feeling that with a little sticktoitiveness we villagers might win yet. Secondly I am the seer! and I have discovered a werewolf in our midst! Last night I chose to look at none other than motherfucking ClownBaby and discovered that as I suspected he is a werewolf!

I'm sure after hearing this shocking news you're all beset with grief. But while his boyish charm and insistence on revealing his mundane schedule irl has been up until now entirely believable and consistent with that of a true blue villager, the fact remains that we must hang his hairy ass from the rafters as fast as fucking possible! vote to hang ClownBaby

The first and second nights I chose to see the true nature of Dexter345 & Usedtabe respectively only to find they are in fact both ordinary villagers.

Knowing that I continue to vote Dexter345 for sheriff


I hope we can rid our village of this nocturnal malady once and for all!

[Dexter345]

Hahah, I knew it.

Lynch ClownBaby.

Vote myself for Sheriff.

[ClownBaby]

For real life exclamation:

I'm drunk. LIke, I haven't been this drunk in a LONG time. My band played tonight and it was awesome.

I'm ze wolf? Please. Why wait until night three to look at me? I'm ALWAYS ze wolf. So either I'm ze wolf again or Bloop is bluffing and picking an obvious (good) target.

IRL though I'm going to be passing out cause drunk, but my abstain from lynch sticks and I change my sheriff to no sheriff because Dexter hates me

My drunken (seriously) defense? Who the fuck waits until night 3 to see me? I have like a 97% "is a werewolf" rate.

PS Doritos are great when you're drunk.

[FromTheRiver]

Hahaha Baby is ALWAYS a wolf. Lynch that sucker.

I'mma vote usedtabe for sheriff though. I just like the cut of his jib better.

And on the odd chance that Bleep is a (ballsy) wolf playing seer, we can kill him tomorrow. I don't really doubt the Clown is a wolf though, seems to be in his blood!

[Muckfoot]

This is quite the turnaround, providing Bleep's not lying (why would he?) we've snagged a wolf and have three confirmed villagers! I wish we had no fish every day!

Also the witch saved someone last night, providing it wasn't themselves they know of a fourth confirmed person - it would probably be best to keep that under wraps for now however.

lynch the Clown and vote Dex for president

[Bizarro]

Lynch CB, Sheriff no one.


I'm not that surprised CB is a wolf but am shocked that Dexter isn't, he was suspect numero uno in my mind. He voted to lynch CB day one while taking the edge off and voting him Sheriff as well. It also seemed like he was capitalizing on the moment on Day 2 when he voted to lynch Jdawg only to back away from the reasoning behind his vote when it was thrown down. So ya, I'm going to avoid voting him for Sheriff because PARANOIA.

[usedtabe]

Lol I told Jdawg I'm usually one of the first to get Seer'd. Lynch CB and Dexter for Sheriff

Not that I don't want the job myself, just we need one soon and Dexter has the votes going for him.